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Darkwatch It's not something I'm proud (or ashamed) to admit, but I am a Mark. A video game Mark specifically. Lots of you are probably marks too. Whats a mark, you may be asking? Let's let Urban Dictionary tell us: A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. So whats it mean to be a video game mark specifically? It means I'm a sucker for zombies, pirates, vampires, robots, ninjas, cowboys, blood, gore, big guns, little guns, big muscles, bigger boobs, fast cars and mega lazers. Really, when I look at some of the games I hold near and dear (besides the obvious stuff like Final Fantasy 6 and Bioshock) I realize I'm into really campy games. Take a look at one of my favorite games from the last generation: Darkwatch. It was a game that stared blood and guns and oh yeah, a vampire cowboy. Hell yeah. Stuff like that just makes me drool. I love the campyness, I love the action and I love the fact that it's delivered to me in a way that only video games can. I have to admit, I realized I'm a Mark (and subsequently decided to write this blog) last night while experiencing the awesomeness that is Gears of War 2. But hey, as long as I get to keep chainsawing aliens in half from the groin up, I'm happy. And that's all that matters. TL:DR Video Game companies have me right where they want me and they know it.
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I'd be more bothered by people who don't like this kind of "campyness" in their games to some degree.
Your blog reminded me of the Chappelle Show skit at the Playa Hater's Ball, where he addresses "a diverse array of mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, skig-skag skanks and scallywags, ho's, heifers, heehaws, and hoolihoos."
I will buy any fighting game released, the reviews be damned.
Those are my weaknesses.
And I'm not talking about the "one night sex, awkward morning" kind of used either. I'm talking about the "take your money and your time, you'll never get back" kind of used.