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Guitar Hero + Stan Bush "The Touch" = SPERMPANTS
Proper Badman | 5:36 PM on 03.16.2009 5 comments


Although i am a Rock Band fanboi, i still have Guitar Hero World Tour. Stan Bush has announced what could possibly be THE GREATEST DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT OF ALL TIME, AND QUITE POSSIBLY WILL EVER BE.

http://www.seibertron.com/news/view.php?id=15395

Thats right THE MOTHERFUCKING TOUCH.



Guitar Hero just won the battle of the fake instrument games.

GAME OVER MAN. GAME OVER.!!!



On a more serious note though i genuinely LOVE this song. It is taken from one of my most favourite films of all time. Easily the film i have watched the most in my life.

I rang my brother up and just said "Guess what song is coming to Guitar Hero?" and then held up the phone to the speaker. I swear i could hear the spunk dribbling out.

To all you philestines who do not know the EXTREME POWAH of "The Touch" let this link pleasure your ears with it melodramatic 80s hair metal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc

There I was happily never going to play Guitar Hero again, content with Rock Band...

YOU WIN THIS ROUND ACTIVISION YOU FUCKING CUNTS.



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 18:47
Aaron Mxy Yost
The Touch? FREE DOWNLOAD? Now I'm glad I have both games.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 18:48
Bob Muir
Dammit, why not Rock Band? Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to enjoy my massive RB playlist instead...
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 19:03
Demios
This has just validated my buying this game.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:58
Jonathan Holmes
AWESOME
flamecondor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2009 06:03
flamecondor
You know what I reckon is going to happen, this will come out around the time the New Transformers movie comes out and be in a transformers pack, songs from the 1986 movie, Hunger, Dare, The Touch, Instruments of Destruction, Never Gonna Stand in our Way & The best good damn Intro theme of any cartoon in the awesome 80's hair metal movie version.

I would like never stop playing Guitar Hero, EVER if that happens.
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