Ahh!

You might notice a miscellaneous random blog with no title and just a video that i posted. That is what is
called a fuck up, and for some reason wont let me hide it.

So here it is the one with actual proper content! Hopefully by the time you read this that naughty random one
will have gone... Which it is as Hamza deleted it! He is such a sexy bastard <====3

Anyways.

These are 2 completely shitty films i made. The first one is very old and looks like shit has been smeared all
over the screen. The second is its sequel filmed last year.

In a BLATANT act of self promotion i thought that it would be funny to share them. They are fucking terrible
though so be warned.

DISCLAIMER: THE FILMS CONTAIN NAUGHTY WORDS, AND CRIPPLE JOKES!

THUNDERBOLLOX


THUNDERBOLLOX 2: The Eyelid Manifesto


I apologise in advance for the shitness of these films.

Both of the films were actually shown in theaters! I am a real director!
By this I mean they played in one theater. For one showing. And the theatre was paid to show them. And only
the cast showed up.

Fuck it I fail as a director.

Although i am a Rock Band fanboi, i still have Guitar Hero World Tour. Stan Bush has announced what could possibly be THE GREATEST DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT OF ALL TIME, AND QUITE POSSIBLY WILL EVER BE.

http://www.seibertron.com/news/view.php?id=15395

Thats right THE MOTHERFUCKING TOUCH.



Guitar Hero just won the battle of the fake instrument games.

GAME OVER MAN. GAME OVER.!!!



On a more serious note though i genuinely LOVE this song. It is taken from one of my most favourite films of all time. Easily the film i have watched the most in my life.

I rang my brother up and just said "Guess what song is coming to Guitar Hero?" and then held up the phone to the speaker. I swear i could hear the spunk dribbling out.

To all you philestines who do not know the EXTREME POWAH of "The Touch" let this link pleasure your ears with it melodramatic 80s hair metal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc

There I was happily never going to play Guitar Hero again, content with Rock Band...

YOU WIN THIS ROUND ACTIVISION YOU FUCKING CUNTS.