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[NVGR]Preparing for another disaster to hit theaters soon...
Da5StarRMD | 3:50 PM on 03.19.2009 18 comments


On February 27th, our eyes saw something that can't be unseen, and that was Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li.


That movie was so terrible to me that I thought the one with Jean-Claude Van Damme was way better. How sad is that? Any who, now that this movie is wrapping up from the theaters, we prepare for another disaster on April 8th, which is Dragonball Evolution.


As with most movies based off video games, this one carries a plot not related to the series at al, and there's a horrible cast that don't fit the characters. Another one for the record books of worst movies but I don't have to say something everyone already know.

But you never know. People may end up liking this movie. If so, hey, that's your opinion and your entitled to it. It's cool no big deal, congrats, nothing's wrong with you. You have balls to say you like it. So I'm being fair so that the internets don't think I'm just sticking to my opinion.



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Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 17:01
Zombutler
LOL the kid playing Goku looks so fucking stupid
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 17:35
grafkhun
Is that gun in the hands of the girl on the far left? oh dear...
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 18:48
de BLOO
why would I need balls to say a like something...

I dont care what people think anyways. I guess people think that is courageous....
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 18:48
Naim Master
I trowed up a little , and with little I mean a LOT !
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 18:54
de BLOO
ROFL at who is playing Goku-san.

that will have even the most hardcore dbz fans saying:

"WTF IS THIS SHIT!?!?!"
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 19:03
de BLOO
sorry for double post
Akitoscorpio's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 19:10
Akitoscorpio
Is it going to take 45 minutes for a 30 second fight?

Or an entire trilogy to cover 5 minutes?

If not then it anit Dragonball :D
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 20:00
Xhumation
Why do movie studios tend to butcher source material? That's all I'm saying.
KIHP's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 20:25
KIHP
I don't mean to nitpick but isn't dragon ball an anime that butchered an old legend? Also while I don't think this version will work I think Dragon Ball Z might actually work as a movie. I personally remember that it was a very drawn out series so if a 30 episode arc lasts 15 hours with only about 3 or 4 integral hours that could get translated over to movies quite easily.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 20:26
Jonathan Holmes
Couldn't be any more stupid than the other DBZ movie...
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 20:54
Chocobo Knight
Here's an early review.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 21:42
Qraze
i already saw i via a leaked upload on youtube and it is horrible. absolutely not worth 2 pennies. 2 efeng pennies.
comradetrotskii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 01:33
comradetrotskii
1. Are those girls old enough for me to think about while masturbating?

2.Dragonball is a fucking stupid show anyway :)
gbear86's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 04:01
gbear86
@comrade
1. yes
2. yes, but i still love it (and its glorious 'THE PLANET WILL EXPLODE IN 10 MINUTES!' stretched into an 8 episode fight scene that could be compressed into about 3 animated gifs)

although i did hear they are re-releasing a shortened version of the original DBZ where they edit out a bunch of the time wasting repetitive shit from the original (so i'm guessing it'll be about 10 episodes long).
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 08:36
SuitcoatAvenger
The fact that Chow Yun Fat is in this is quite disappointing.

That being said, I'm part of the "don't much care for the dragonballs" crowd. My lack of interest in the show is probably saving me from a painful experience in theaters. Also, is anyone getting a serious Double Dragon: The Movie vibe from this? I mean it's not exactly the same (Double Dragon had Andy Dick in it, after all), but it feels like they're using the same failure blueprint.
BlackFreefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 09:28
BlackFreefall
Agreed. Chow Yun Fat is so full of win and I can't believe he doesn't have the decency to turn down this roll.
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