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In the Name of the King - Review.
DJTyrant \| 3:14 AM on 01.12.2008	7 comments

Best make-out movie of 2008: In the Name of the King (A Dungeon Siege Tale)

Uninspiring, shoddy camera work, awful writing,

Jason Stathem is NOT a good candidate for any sort of 'heroic' role. He's a bad ass and that's it, see Transporter & Crank if you don't believe me. The movie lasted well over an hour then it should have. Character development was non existent. The main character is called FARMER, I am completely serious. Also Farmer is the son of the King (bet you didn't see that coming!). Terrible plot development, ugh.

The only thing that redeemed the movie was, well it ending. And me not having to pay for it. If you're up to the challenge of seeing nearly unbearable films, step right up you found a modern day challenger to Manos.

Final Score: 0/10

Uwe Boll, stop making movies...please.

P.S. This is supposed to be based off of Dungeon Siege...WHERE IS THE PACK MULE?

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7 comments | showing # 1 to 7

bottled dark says:
(# 0) on 01/12/2008 03:18

not enough pack mule.

mcbennet says:
(# 1) on 01/12/2008 03:24

0/10, nice.

Uwe Boll won't stop until the money flow is cut short. He'll tarnish the image of game-adaptations for the next 10 years or some shit.

Trevor McGee says:
(# 2) on 01/12/2008 03:27

How the hell does this guy keep getting the money to make these movies? There are people who're interested in making movies who actually have good ideas that can't raise the money to make the movie they want. But this loser gets all this money to make a movie and just steals from video games then fucks them up more than the average Hollywood douchebags.

After enough shitty movies they should revoke your right to make movies. Uwe Boll get the fuck out of the business and keep you dirty mitts away from our video games!

GonzoJoe says:
(# 3) on 01/12/2008 04:28

It's gonna be "Space Giraffe: The Movie!"

Brandon Undead says:
(# 4) on 01/12/2008 10:17

GonzoJoe: That, sir, was stupendous!

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 5) on 01/12/2008 12:13

GonzoJoe, you win this thread!

Pangloss says:
(# 6) on 01/12/2008 18:18

I thought I heard somewhere that John Leguizamo was confirmed for the role of pack mule.

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