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So Jesus is like Superman? AWesome!
Wow. I was not aware that John Stamos was, in reality, a Gelfling.
He can turn water into booze.
You can stop right there and make your point to the fullest. The man is a walking open bar!
The burning bush story was a euphemism. That means he had crabaids.
Jesus can bring Yakuza 3 to America. Sega isn't.
The promise of tomorrow, after all.
@ YOJ1MB0
I hope he mixes a mean cosmopolitan!
I just had some serious Déjà vu looking at all these '10 Reasons' blogs.
NO U
Somebody said Cosmopolitan? I love me some cosmo's! But I prefer Long Island Iced Tea. That's tastes like Jesus pisses on your tongue. I believe it should be angels but hey, this is about magical Jesus.
John Stamos had a fuckin' glorious head of hair in the early 90s.
I said it.
@ randombullseye
I guess that means that eBay is my Jesus.
@ DJ Duffy
Probably a mean Bloody Mary, rite? :)
I read in the bible he has laser cannons attached to his retinas. pew pew pew