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10 Reasons why Jesus is magic
DJDuffy | 11:13 AM on 08.20.2009 14 comments



(**Bob Saget is not Jesus....yet)

For the record, I'm not religious, but Jesus is magic.

1. He takes names and kicks ass

2. I think he made the Statue of Liberty disappear one time in the 80's or something...

3. I'm pretty sure he can fly

4. Jesus invented flip-flops, right?

5. He can turn water into booze, yes!!


(JESUS!!!)

6. uhh...he's got a sweet beard?

7. He came back from the dead zombie style

8. He did that thing where he parted the seas...oh wait that was that Moses guy

9. There was that burning bush...I guess he's a pyro?

10. Jesus gets all the ladies.



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:25
Kryptinite
So Jesus is like Superman? AWesome!
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:27
SuitcoatAvenger
Wow. I was not aware that John Stamos was, in reality, a Gelfling.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:27
Y0j1mb0
He can turn water into booze.

You can stop right there and make your point to the fullest. The man is a walking open bar!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:28
blehman
The burning bush story was a euphemism. That means he had crabaids.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:28
randombullseye
Jesus can bring Yakuza 3 to America. Sega isn't.

The promise of tomorrow, after all.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:30
DJDuffy
@ YOJ1MB0

I hope he mixes a mean cosmopolitan!
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 11:32
phantomile
I just had some serious Déjà vu looking at all these '10 Reasons' blogs.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 12:24
Takeshi
Somebody said Cosmopolitan? I love me some cosmo's! But I prefer Long Island Iced Tea. That's tastes like Jesus pisses on your tongue. I believe it should be angels but hey, this is about magical Jesus.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 13:30
Char Aznable
John Stamos had a fuckin' glorious head of hair in the early 90s.

I said it.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 14:36
BS3 Owner
@ randombullseye

I guess that means that eBay is my Jesus.

@ DJ Duffy

Probably a mean Bloody Mary, rite? :)
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2009 16:33
Dr Milkdad
I read in the bible he has laser cannons attached to his retinas. pew pew pew
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