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Who is the DJ? I'm not really a DJ at all to be honest. If you really want to know just ask me...its a long story. I'm a Canadian gamer who reads and writes about video games. I am just as hyped on the industry as I am on playing the games.

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10 Reasons why Jesus is magic

11:13 AM on 08.20.2009

(**Bob Saget is not Jesus....yet)

For the record, I'm not religious, but Jesus is magic.

1. He takes names and kicks ass

2. I think he made the Statue of Liberty disappear one time in the 80's or something...

3. I'm pretty sure he can fly

4. Jesus invented flip-flops, right?

5. He can turn water into booze, yes!!

(JESUS!!!)

6. uhh...he's got a sweet beard?

7. He came back from the dead zombie style

8. He did that thing where he parted the seas...oh wait that was that Moses guy

9. There was that burning bush...I guess he's a pyro?

10. Jesus gets all the ladies.

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Kryptinite

So Jesus is like Superman? AWesome!

SuitcoatAvenger

Wow. I was not aware that John Stamos was, in reality, a Gelfling.

Y0j1mb0

He can turn water into booze.

You can stop right there and make your point to the fullest. The man is a walking open bar!

blehman

The burning bush story was a euphemism. That means he had crabaids.

randombullseye

Jesus can bring Yakuza 3 to America. Sega isn't.

The promise of tomorrow, after all.

DJDuffy

@ YOJ1MB0

I hope he mixes a mean cosmopolitan!

phantomile

I just had some serious Déjà vu looking at all these '10 Reasons' blogs.

Kraid

Jesus H Christ

NO U

Takeshi

Somebody said Cosmopolitan? I love me some cosmo's! But I prefer Long Island Iced Tea. That's tastes like Jesus pisses on your tongue. I believe it should be angels but hey, this is about magical Jesus.

Char Aznable

John Stamos had a fuckin' glorious head of hair in the early 90s.

I said it.

BS3 Owner

@ randombullseye

I guess that means that eBay is my Jesus.

@ DJ Duffy

Probably a mean Bloody Mary, rite? :)

Dr Milkdad

I read in the bible he has laser cannons attached to his retinas. pew pew pew

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