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DJDuffy  avatar 11:13 AM on 08.20.2009
10 Reasons why Jesus is magic

(**Bob Saget is not Jesus....yet)

For the record, I'm not religious, but Jesus is magic.

1. He takes names and kicks ass

2. I think he made the Statue of Liberty disappear one time in the 80's or something...

3. I'm pretty sure he can fly

4. Jesus invented flip-flops, right?

5. He can turn water into booze, yes!!


(JESUS!!!)

6. uhh...he's got a sweet beard?

7. He came back from the dead zombie style

8. He did that thing where he parted the seas...oh wait that was that Moses guy

9. There was that burning bush...I guess he's a pyro?

10. Jesus gets all the ladies.

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