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NEVER TRY TO MEET GIRLS ON XBOX LIVE!!
DJ Cheetos | 11:54 PM on 02.20.2008 98 comments


I, have had some really bad experiences with this, and I have 2 stories to explain why...

1.So, I was playing Saints row one day, and I meet this girl on there. She added me to her
friends list. We liked the same games (Saints row, Gears of war, Halo 2) and so I asked her
out, so she said yes. AND I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY AT THAT MOMENT. So we played GoW
For like an hour together and I had to go somewhere. 10 minutes later she sends me a
message:
"Hey DJ, I don't think we should go out anymore. What If we break up and we stop being
friends. I hope you understand..."



SHE WENT OUT WITH ME FOR 1 HOUR!!!

So then I started playing gears of to let out my anger, then she invites me to a game. She
bassicly asks me If it was ok that we broke up, I said yeah, AND SHOT HER IN THE HEAD!!

This has happend to me multiple times

2. I was playing team doubles and halo 3 And I was teamed up with this one person twice
in a row (I couldn't belive it either) so we started playing halo with each other for a while.
So then they asked if I wanted to date them so I said yes. 2 weeks later they want to play
a custom game with some of their friends, So I joined. They started talking about us going
out which one of thier friends tell me: "You know that's a dude, right?"

I WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF I THREW MY CONTROLLER AT MY CAT!

And thats why meeting girls on xbox live is A HORRIBLE IDEA!!

Or you might meet this girl! (if the code even works)



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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:26
vexed alex
NO SHIT!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:28
MrSadistic
pork chops
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:29
Technophile
I'm probably the last person who should be speaking on the subject, but my advice is try meeting girls...in person.

School, work, street corner..whatever, just make sure it's in person.

Otherwise it will just end in tears.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:29
Brian Szabelski
They weren't girls. There are no girls on Xbox Live.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:34
Ub3rSlug
O RLY?!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:39
ArrestedDeveloper
THAT MAKES YOU GAY
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:40
ArrestedDeveloper
My comment wasn't nearly big enough.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:41
s0lesurviv0r
Just count it as a sarcastic whisper.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:41
ArrestedDeveloper
THAT MAKES YOU GAY!

that's better.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:48
vexed alex
Did your dates literally consist of online gaming? Like, you didn't go out together, right?
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:48
Red TheHaze Veron
U R MR GAY
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:49
MrSadistic
upload some shotacon in this bitch
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:53
the GAMEGOBLIN
I like turtles.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:58
007
I LIKE TURLTES!

ALso, dating on XBL? Are you fucking serious? Go on Uno. That's the only place you'd ever be able to get pussy online.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 00:59
007
GAMEGOBLIN, NO! dude, that's my thing... seriously
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:00
vexed alex
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:07
vexed alex
[size=200]AHAHAHA
HAHAHAH![/size]
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:07
13thDragon
I hope you're joking, because if not, you just basically admitted how utterly pathetic you are.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:08
vexed alex
FUCK! I can't go that hi.

Still, I fucking laughed my ass off, man.

Oh, Jesus. I need to wipe the tears off my face. That was great.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:08
vexed alex
high*
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:11
king3vbo
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:13
MrSadistic
why are we yelling again???
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:13
vexed alex
Do any of you guys want to go into Second Life and look for some sweet, sexy cyber ass? I'm so down.

Hahahahahaha..ahaha..hah..heh...

...I'm not kidding, guys. Let's go into Second Life as a Destructoid crew and grief the shit out of it. Who's down? It'll be an event. A field trip, if you will.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:14
vexed alex
Because lemon is back!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:15
007
Fuck lemon where's Electrobes?!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:15
MrSadistic
n.W.o. is just too sweeeeeeeetttttt!!!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:16
MrSadistic
eeeeeet
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:16
007
Sorry, not large enough.

FUCK YOU ALL I HAVE THE ENTIRE INTERNET COPYRIGHTED!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:18
vexed alex
I AM GLAD BLACK PEOPLE CAN VOTE. NOT SO MUCH WOMEN
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:18
MissHinasaki
@Redzie
You've got to be shitting me.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:19
MrSadistic
Women are devices created by the Lord Jesus Christ
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:20
vexed alex
LOLSEX
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:21
007
ALL MY MILKSHAKES BRING THE BOYS TO THE BASEMENT.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:23
MrSadistic
i think i was molested by my dad when i was 10
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:23
007
Joke time: Why did Hitler commit suicide?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:23
vexed alex
LOL U GOT PWND
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:24
vexed alex
CUZ HE DATED DJ CHEETOS ON TEH HALOEZ?!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:24
007
BECAUSE HE SAW HIS GAS BILL LOLZ!
T9X's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:25
T9X
Yeah here's a tip kid.If you want pussy so bad that you try to have imaginary play dates with 30 year old guys pretending to be preteen girls you meet playing halo,then maybe its time to give the 360 some rest and try some real human contact.Or start using the internets as god had intended from the beginning,to look at seriously fucked up porn.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:26
MrSadistic
why did the woman cross the road?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:27
007
LOL IDK, TO COOK?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:27
MrSadistic
lol you're sorta right. she got lost on her way to the kitchen
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:30
vexed alex
OK stop, guys. It's time for some serious discussion on the matter. We're dealing with a serious issue amongst the youth. Children begin to lose their ability to tell what is real and what is imaginary.

Soon we'll have an entire generation of people who stay at home and only socialize via the internet or text messaging. What we have to-

NAW, I'M JUST FUCKIN' WITH YA'LL! BUTTSECKS PARTY AT MY HOUSE! BYOB (BRING YOUR OWN BITCH!)

My comment is only a joke and is by no means meant to insult women. I respect and adore women.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:31
MrSadistic
you are right women should be adored, and when i say adored i mean punched in the vagina
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:33
vexed alex
Colette is so banning us...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:36
MrSadistic
did you want to hold that one girl that was really a guy, all sexually like?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:37
vexed alex
SHUT THE FUCK UP, CHEETOS! You're the one being trolled! YOU CANNOT JOIN IN ON OUR HILARIOUS CONVERSATION THAT MAKES YOUR POST EVEN MORE OF A FAILURE THAN IT ALREADY IS! STOP BREAKING THE RULES

It's too much for size 100 font. Sorry for the c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:37
007
Raging Dragon... That is all
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:39
MrSadistic
time killers > mortal kombat. yeah i said it
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 01:40
vexed alex
LOL WTF IZ TIME KILLERZ?!1 SOUNDS GHEI! LOLOL
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