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Damn, girls at my school are stupid. Also, milk comes from cows.
DJ Cheetos \| 7:10 PM on 02.21.2008	257 comments

Ok, in class we were talking about a book we had to read (which nobody did) and something about cows came up, then something about milk (really I can't think right now). The one girl stops the class and says "WAIT, milk comes from cows?!?" which then the whole class screams "OH MY GOD ARE YOU STUPID?" So then I asked her, HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE IT TO THE SEVETH GRADE AND YOU DON'T KNOW MILK COMES FROM COWS. This whole time, she thought when you go to the store, they grab a empty bottle, then you put in powder, abd then water and you mix it up. FINALLY Someone who's stupider than ME!

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MrSadistic

cool ranch doritos > you

DaedHead8

Just because you didn't do the assigned reading never means nobody did.

BahamutZero

hey sadistic, that's kind of mean. Cool ranch doritos aren't even in the same league. also dj cheetos, please, stop posting. just stop. You're too young.

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ArrestedDeveloper

We don't care about your life, go bother myspace

VWGTI

I was reading a book earlier today and then I thought to myself that maybe I should have a Mountain Dew. I grabbed a Moutain Dew out of the fridge and began to drink it. After I finished I sat on the john and took a dump. It took me 20 minutes! After I finished I broke out my Commadore 64 and began playing classic games like Mario and Kickle Cubicle. I had a wild day, how about you? Did you get another girl on Xbox Live? k

Arcanum

Shouldn't you still be drinking milk from your mom?

DaedHead8

Let me also add (you'll learn this sooner or later)

Women act stupid for attention. I'd bet all the money in the world that little posti-tot knew exactly where milk came from.

UMF Skibum

Don't start posting until you hit puberty.

MrSadistic

i poop in my pants frequently.

MrSadistic

omg

Ub3rSlug

VWGTI

[/size=125]kk, srry. i will kep mah poop to mahself.[/size]

angusm

I don't think anyone cares about the seventh grade.

VWGTI

Damnit, there goes my laughter.

manta

Poop.

MrSadistic

ummm just wondering, but do any of you have that problem where you constantly keep crying to yourself late at night and the only thing that can put you to sleep is listening to "lay down" by priestess. i think it is because my mom raped me because i kept playing gh 3 too often

Aziel13

WWTDD

kaciesaurus

"nobody cares about the 7th grade"

lol.

taumpytears

Silverback 55

MechaMonkey

I thought of making up one of those "Post this on 10 other blogs and you'll get a kiss from your biggest crush/Little Mary's ghost will haunt your eyes" things for this blog. Then I realized there are idiots around here who might actually do it.

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the GAMEGOBLIN

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hammburglar

@VWGTI
its about time someone posting in a font the older folks can read. they no longer feel left out. you my friend are a saint.

liam2015

I'm a berson

hammburglar

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MrSadistic

Hey Burt

kintaeb

HOW DID YOU MAKE IT TO THE 7TH GRADE AND BE ABLE TO POST ON D-TOID.

liam2015

Hey Jambi!
Did it work?

MrSadistic

@liam2015 and hammburglar

This is my guitar

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liam2015

Peice of shit bbcode.

Mrsadistic is one one the most non-pedophiling person I know.

kaciesaurus

intensely creepy picture.

liam2015

WTF dj cheetos in the fucking 7th grade? Good lord, explains why you fail so much

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lol wut

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hahaha lol

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longcat is failcat

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