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Random Rant: HALO
D V L \| 2:04 PM on 04.18.2008	12 comments

*I wasn't happy with the original version of this blog, and the response wasn't so good, so here's an edited version. Its more like the previous RR entry and not so "forum entry" like.

Soo... Halo. The infamous Halo. The legendary Halo. Do I download it? Hey its only 700 mb so why the fuck not!

Nice install! Nice and original! Top points for that! So lets start it up...

What the hell? Whats with this frame rate? I have to mess with the settings. Yeah great! Paying a 4 year old game at 640x480! How come? I mean Half-Life 2 that is newer and MUCH better looking, runs flawlessly with no dips. Ph... I'm never trusting SRlabs again.... bitches.

Anyway the game... Story is nice. Very very very good in fact. Great fucking music... I need this theme song for my MP3 player!

So I'm on a ship. Still on the ship. Come on! I want a different setting!!! These corridors all look the same! But hey its a space ship it is normal... I guess.

FINALLY! OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIP! (10 minutes of playing later) WHAT THE HELL? THIS space-cannon-building-thing again?!?! But I already visited one? (10 more minutes later) ANOTHER?!?! I GET IT! ENOUGH....
(5 hours later) Grey. Grey. Grey. Grey. What? As if they didn't have other colors! Yeah its good for the first few levels, but not EVERY FUCKING LEVEL!

Right. "The Library". That sounds fun... nope. Round it goes where it stops (OR ENDS) nobody knows!

(30 minutes later) PLEASE...... HAVE MERCY!!!!!! END THE FUCKING LEVEL! Maybe if I try and kill this stupid flying ball it will end... NO IT DOESN"T! FUCK!!!!! Now I know how purgatory must feel like! I need a break. A veeeeery long break....

(A very long break later) YES YES YES! It ended! Now, lets continue! Wait? The control center? I was already here! And... oh no. No I have to go back! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

THATS IT! I DON"T CARE ABOUT THE GREAT GAMEPLAY,MUSIC and STORY! Where is the fucking uninstall button! Yes I am sure!

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

blehman

BlackSheep

is ur rant over now?

wardrox

"Halo is a really great game."

That's why it got great reviews :)

When they make the maps varied in their content, they will always make some levels you don't find as agreeable.

Zatsuga

Dude, you linked to an article calling Halo overrated from FOUR AND A HALF YEARS AGO. You're late to the party. At this point, this rant goes in your diary, not your blog.

Shalashaska161

wut?

razerangel

Hide this blog, it will make it so much better.

MechaMonkey

Remember that time when we talked about things that people hadn't already discussed thousands of times for the PAST SEVEN YEARS?

The Bez

king3vbo

Just die

brobots

Too bad Halo is a much better game than you will ever be.

Revolt in Colour

The amount of fail here is unnerving.

Your fail actually made me uncomfortable.

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