Just here to share this:


the guy has some serious editing skills!

Game developers - unite and make this game!

So... a month till GTA4! I need something to play. A FPS? Noooo! I had enough of those! Lets check the web. hmmm wait a minute - Scarface: The world is yours. This looks promising, and only 2,31GB! Lets download this sucker!

3 hours later -
YES! READY! INSTALL!!! Load baby load! Wait! NO NO NO NO NO! "RETRY" "RETRY" RETRY YOU GOD DAMNED PIECE OF SHIT! So retry doesn't work. Maybe "IGNORE" fdsgvszfb @&%(#%$#$^ WHY!!!! DATA11.cab is corrupt and can't be used! DAMN!!!!!!

Ok. Relax. Just check the comments for the torrent. There is should be something. 94 commetns! Lets start reading!

I KNOW ITS A GOOD MOVIE I HAVE WATCHED IT! TELL ME ABOUT THE GAME!!!!! "I love the movie" I DON"T CARE! I HAVE A PROBLEM! "WILL IT RUN ON A 3GHz Celeron with a 1gb of RAM" JUST FUCKING CHECK SR LABS YOU PRICK!

Only one fucking dude has the same problem! Does somebody respond to him! NOOOOOOOOOO they all fucking ask will it run on a "Crysis" type rig. Fuckers

I guess downloading it again might help.

3 more hours later. Ok InsTAL. PLEASE work! "DATA1.cab is corrupt." AND I SCREWED UP MY RATING!

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

RIGHT! THIRD !!!!!! DOWNLOAD! FROM A DIFFERENT SITE! "20kbps" I guess I'll have to wait a bit more.

20 hours later. Why do I even bother. It won't work! WAIT! It passed the points where last time it stopped! Almost there! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FU..... whatever.

1 month later, this morning!

I need some FPS. Something with lots of blood and flying body parts! Soldier of Fortune: Payback? Why not!

4 hours later! INSTALL! "Setup2 is corrupt and can't be used" Somebody hates me!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING GAMES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PC!

So I was at my village since Saturday and I came home last night. Yeah no stupid and pointless blogs for awhile ( why do some people pronounce the H before the W?).

So the village. Itsss not exactly what you may imagine when you hear the word. This is what it is basically: there are about 400 people 90% of whice are retired; 100% of the households grow their own food; there are chickens, goats, ducks, storks, donkeys, mules, horses, cows, sheep, pigs, turkeys, cats, dogs and virtually all animals know to man; there is no Internet, the phone numbers are only three digits long, the TV is analog and has only 2 channels and the toilet is just a hole in the ground.

So as I was there, minding my own business, I saw a cow. I've seen cows before, but this time it got me thinking - why do cows have 4 teats (teat = nipple) and cows and sheep only two?

So the cow has four teats and goats and cows have two. Why? A cow usually has only one calf and rarely 2. So that leaves 2 teats in reserve. Goats on the other hoof/HAND can regularlly have two and occasionally three. So that means one baby goat will be left hungry.

So did mother nature screw up? She "made" and animal that can never reach its full potential i.e - too many teats. So whats the point of them if there aren't calves around to use them?

And this brings me, neatly, to PC gaming.

The PC is a cow. It has so much potential, but no calves/GAMES to use it. It has almost limitless processing power! And only RPGs and RTSes to use it. Lame. A console on the other hand is a goat. No matter what it gives birth to - it can be fed.

There was a time when PC gaming was a byword for innovation and limitless potential. But now its a byword for below average RPGs, RTSes and "The Sims".

More and more developers are shifting to consoles. Why? Better hardware? No. Better gameplay? No. It just because of piracy. Oh yeah I know what thats like!

And at this point ..... I can't think of anything else to say.... I'd better stop before I make this already absurd blog even more ... absurd....

Still, I prefer cow milk to goat milk. Go figure....

Ok so I posted another blog about a Youtube video supposedly showing the intro for GTA4 on the XBOX360.

And now I have found these:



*update! Here is the same intro but in MUCH better quality -




Right.... the question is (of course) ARE THEY REAL?

And I think - yeah, they are. Especially the first one.
It shows the intro (and it is an intro VERY different from this one)

So.... there just isn't anything else to say. We just have to wait for PROPER gameplay footage (aka review).


5 days 5 hours 33 minutes; 5 days 5 hours 32minutes.... 5 days 4 hours 48 minutes

So I was browsing through Youtube and found this:
Before you scroll down to actually watch it I want to comment on it. (and I don't care if someone somewhere has already done this!)

So you just post as many comments as possible and you have the chance to win a 360 or a HDTV. Right.... So basically what they are saying is: "Subscribe and post lots of comments so we get to be "THE MOST DISCUSSED" video on Youtube! AND get lots of subscriptions" It is currently the second most discussed video on Youtube.

This would be fine if you could actually win the XBOX360!!! Here is what I think is going on - they make up this ridicules contest. People post and post and motherfucking post like it the end of the fucking world! But, some of them also comment (or a friend or something) and then SURPRISINGLY on of them WINS! Congratulation you fucker! Yeah of course they wont say that they won their own contest, but they do get to keep the prises! To sort of make this thing more real they also tell you that the winner is picked by a PROGRAM! That would be fair, right? Unless they programmed the program to choose a certain somebody.

Maybe I'm being too big of a conspirator, but I do come from a country where EVERYTHING could be a scam and I'm used to not trusting contests like this one.

Still commenting on a stupid video is easier than working for the cash to pay for a XBOX360 (it is a Halo edition. Whatever that means). So comment! Why the fuck not. I know I won't though.




(I sort of feel stupid about basically promoting their video.)

*I wasn't happy with the original version of this blog, and the response wasn't so good, so here's an edited version. Its more like the previous RR entry and not so "forum entry" like.

Soo... Halo. The infamous Halo. The legendary Halo. Do I download it? Hey its only 700 mb so why the fuck not!

Nice install! Nice and original! Top points for that! So lets start it up...

What the hell? Whats with this frame rate? I have to mess with the settings. Yeah great! Paying a 4 year old game at 640x480! How come? I mean Half-Life 2 that is newer and MUCH better looking, runs flawlessly with no dips. Ph... I'm never trusting SRlabs again.... bitches.

Anyway the game... Story is nice. Very very very good in fact. Great fucking music... I need this theme song for my MP3 player!

So I'm on a ship. Still on the ship. Come on! I want a different setting!!! These corridors all look the same! But hey its a space ship it is normal... I guess.

FINALLY! OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIP! (10 minutes of playing later) WHAT THE HELL? THIS space-cannon-building-thing again?!?! But I already visited one? (10 more minutes later) ANOTHER?!?! I GET IT! ENOUGH....
(5 hours later) Grey. Grey. Grey. Grey. What? As if they didn't have other colors! Yeah its good for the first few levels, but not EVERY FUCKING LEVEL!

Right. "The Library". That sounds fun... nope. Round it goes where it stops (OR ENDS) nobody knows!

(30 minutes later) PLEASE...... HAVE MERCY!!!!!! END THE FUCKING LEVEL! Maybe if I try and kill this stupid flying ball it will end... NO IT DOESN"T! FUCK!!!!! Now I know how purgatory must feel like! I need a break. A veeeeery long break....

(A very long break later) YES YES YES! It ended! Now, lets continue! Wait? The control center? I was already here! And... oh no. No I have to go back! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

THATS IT! I DON"T CARE ABOUT THE GREAT GAMEPLAY,MUSIC and STORY! Where is the fucking uninstall button! Yes I am sure!