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"YEAH!"
"I know, simmer down. This is serious. Cyber Altair says we're destroying his childhood"
"Oh. Dang."
"Yep. So that's it. Everyone take out your swords, and try to fall on them cleanly. Don't want to make it too hard on housekeeping..."
Either way, this blog is so fail. And your name implies that you think Assassin's Creed is so amazing, that they should make a robot version of Altair. And you're knocking on Nintendo??
Nintendo is making money. That's what everything boils down to. They aren't really targeting our demographic anymore, which is sad, but in the long run, they'll make more money. However, you can't say they haven't had some decent successes in our demographic lately. Plus, you'd also kill off the DS, and I can't let that happen.
By the way, Galaxy is probably the best Mario game I've ever played, Twilight Princess improves on Ocarina formula (though we may be tired of it by now), Mario Kart is pretty great, Brawl is the best in the series, Metroid Prime 3 is a great Metroid game... What do you want?
You were fallin' over
Fell on your face
You must be having fun
Walk lightly!
Think of a time.
You'd best believe
This thing is real
Put away that gun
This part is simple
Try to recognize
What is in your mind
God help us!
Help us loose our minds
These slippery people
help us understand
What's the matter with him? - (He's alright!)
How do ya know? - (The lord won't mind..)
Don't know no games - (He's alright!)
Love from the bottom to the top!
Turn like a wheel! - (He's alright!)
See for yourself! - (The lord won't mind..)
We're gonna move! - (Right now!)
Turn like a wheel inside a wheel!
I remember when
Sittin' in the tub
Pulled out the plug
The water was runnin' out
Cool down
Stop acting crazy
They're gonna leave
And we'll be on our own
Seven times five
They were living creatures
Watch 'em come to life
Right before your eyes
Backsliding!
How do you do?
These slippery people
Gonna see you through
What's the matter with him? - (He's alright!)
How do ya know? - (The lord won't mind..)
Don't know no games - (He's alright!)
Love from the bottom to the top!
Turn like a wheel! - (He's alright!)
See for yourself! - (The lord won't mind..)
We're gonna move! - (Right now!)
Turn like a wheel inside a wheel!
Alright!
The lord won't mind..
Alright!
Love from the bottom to the top!
Alright!
The lord won't mind..
Right now!
Turn like a wheel inside a wheel!
great. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo holmes to Bel Air!'.
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later!'.
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
If you're bitching about all the Mario sports games, good for you but nobody cares. Nintendo doesn't make most of them, and they're all pretty decent games in their own right that other 2 year old kids are going to hold in their memories as fondly as you used to before you became a whiny and bitchy adult(?)
Also, fail blog.
@kohlstream because they suck so bad we can simply say "fail blog" and are comment becomes instantly meaningful in the circumstance.
I'll post the exact same response I posted last fail blog
The bad blogs get attention because all we have to do is post a stupid pic or say "fail". It takes no effort.
I'd say these blogs are actually read at the same rate as the good ones. Some people just don't have anything that can "top it", and it's easier to hate than post "nice blog!"
I'm part of the problem...
Man... at least a "nice blog!" from every reader that likes what you wrote.
That should be mandatory.
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Hi town dj's be there in a hurry
You want that bomb
When all you gotta do is hit me up
On the cell phone
Jump on that motorola
Always like Cocacola
When you see Teaze
You'll want me between them knees
And you call me
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Miss thing let me see you swing
All up on the ding-a-ling
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WTF dood! You should hide this and re-write it into an intelligent well writen article. Not a 3 lined whiney fan-boyish piece of dog shit! FIX IT OR GTFO!
(granted he has some kind of points about nintendo sucking...)
[i]"I never passed 3-4 levels or remember much
of the game but I do remember spending 6+ hours a day playing it almost everyday..."[/i]
Also,
"...memories of me being a 2 year old."
????
Successful troll is successful.
What?
No.