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and keep some dignity. I thank you for all of the memories but enough is enough. I loved Super Mario but
bringing him back only kills the memories of me being a 2 year old. I never passed 3-4 levels or remember much
of the game but I do remember spending 6+ hours a day playing it almost everyday and how they're milking him
and other franchises now is killing the little kid inside me.

Anyone agrees with me?



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4chan is that way.
I agree that this is a fail blog.
R UAV IZZ ANLINE!
Only as long they regulate their bullshit WiiSomething titles.
My point. I mean there's got to be some guy who works for Nintendo that could come up with a new franchise. Wii does have some good game but this can't can't go on forever.
"Hey guys, I know we're making alot of money and comming up with some pretty neat new ideas for these old franchises"
"YEAH!"
"I know, simmer down. This is serious. Cyber Altair says we're destroying his childhood"
"Oh. Dang."
"Yep. So that's it. Everyone take out your swords, and try to fall on them cleanly. Don't want to make it too hard on housekeeping..."
You should die now...
The Wii has the most shovelware ever, and the DS has some, yet I respect it so much more. Nintendo has just gone so downhill recently when it comes to stringing along and milking their IPs, as well as "innovating" the industry with things like Wii Music. Literally 90% of the community has made the comment at some point "dusting off the ol' Wii for a week".

Either way, this blog is so fail. And your name implies that you think Assassin's Creed is so amazing, that they should make a robot version of Altair. And you're knocking on Nintendo??
I would say this is a fail blog, however, it warrants a response.

Nintendo is making money. That's what everything boils down to. They aren't really targeting our demographic anymore, which is sad, but in the long run, they'll make more money. However, you can't say they haven't had some decent successes in our demographic lately. Plus, you'd also kill off the DS, and I can't let that happen.
Your grammar tells me that you put a lot of thought into this blog and that I should take your opinion seriously.
Look. What most people fail to see is that Nintendo did create new franchises in their 'Wii' series. Last generation they created Chibi Robo, Pikmin, Geist, and I dunno- other things on handhelds and what not. Either way that strategy did not work out for them last generation so they need to expand and they have successfully done so. They are ONE company. They are supporting TWO demographics and I think they're doing a decent job. Grow up man, not everybody is going to cater to your needs.

By the way, Galaxy is probably the best Mario game I've ever played, Twilight Princess improves on Ocarina formula (though we may be tired of it by now), Mario Kart is pretty great, Brawl is the best in the series, Metroid Prime 3 is a great Metroid game... What do you want?
What about the time?
You were fallin' over
Fell on your face
You must be having fun
Walk lightly!
Think of a time.
You'd best believe
This thing is real

Put away that gun
This part is simple
Try to recognize
What is in your mind
God help us!
Help us loose our minds
These slippery people
help us understand

What's the matter with him? - (He's alright!)
How do ya know? - (The lord won't mind..)
Don't know no games - (He's alright!)
Love from the bottom to the top!
Turn like a wheel! - (He's alright!)
See for yourself! - (The lord won't mind..)
We're gonna move! - (Right now!)
Turn like a wheel inside a wheel!

I remember when
Sittin' in the tub
Pulled out the plug
The water was runnin' out
Cool down
Stop acting crazy
They're gonna leave
And we'll be on our own
Seven times five
They were living creatures
Watch 'em come to life
Right before your eyes
Backsliding!
How do you do?
These slippery people
Gonna see you through

What's the matter with him? - (He's alright!)
How do ya know? - (The lord won't mind..)
Don't know no games - (He's alright!)
Love from the bottom to the top!
Turn like a wheel! - (He's alright!)
See for yourself! - (The lord won't mind..)
We're gonna move! - (Right now!)
Turn like a wheel inside a wheel!

Alright!
The lord won't mind..
Alright!
Love from the bottom to the top!
Alright!
The lord won't mind..
Right now!
Turn like a wheel inside a wheel!
Intro now or die by fire.
Awesome. What a remarkably compelling argument.
The Wii is doing adequately as a gaming platform, but Nintendo needs a new IP. If they get their heads out of their asses in time for E3, they'll realize this. Also, the Wii's core games have been some of the best in their series. Mario Galaxy and Brawl come to mind. Paper Mario, Twilight Princess and MP3 were
great. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo holmes to Bel Air!'.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later!'.
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Please fuck off. They're killing Mario? How? There's been 4 actual Mario games in the past 10+ years. Mario 64, Mario Sunshine, Mario Galaxy, New Mario Brothers. All of them are also quality and distinct.

If you're bitching about all the Mario sports games, good for you but nobody cares. Nintendo doesn't make most of them, and they're all pretty decent games in their own right that other 2 year old kids are going to hold in their memories as fondly as you used to before you became a whiny and bitchy adult(?)
Why do the shit blog posts get more attention than the good ones?
@bahs I agree wholeheartedly. The Wii has LOADS of shovelware, but if the Wii is what it takes to keep the DS alive then I shall endure. Plus, the Wii still has those gems hidden between the cracks.

Also, fail blog.

@kohlstream because they suck so bad we can simply say "fail blog" and are comment becomes instantly meaningful in the circumstance.
@Kohl
I'll post the exact same response I posted last fail blog

The bad blogs get attention because all we have to do is post a stupid pic or say "fail". It takes no effort.

I'd say these blogs are actually read at the same rate as the good ones. Some people just don't have anything that can "top it", and it's easier to hate than post "nice blog!"
@Kohlstream: Tell me about it man, I spent 2 hours on 2 separate posts last week and got like 5 comments each. This guy is at 21... This makes it 22...

I'm part of the problem...
@magnalon
Man... at least a "nice blog!" from every reader that likes what you wrote.

That should be mandatory.
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I usually dont do this kind of crap but:

WTF dood! You should hide this and re-write it into an intelligent well writen article. Not a 3 lined whiney fan-boyish piece of dog shit! FIX IT OR GTFO!

(granted he has some kind of points about nintendo sucking...)
Did everyone miss this?

[i]"I never passed 3-4 levels or remember much
of the game but I do remember spending 6+ hours a day playing it almost everyday..."[/i]

Also,

"...memories of me being a 2 year old."

????

Successful troll is successful.
what a douchebag...
I was going to come in here and tell you how much this fails and how wrong you are, but I think everyone else covered it well enough already.
I hate you so goddamn much right now...
uh, galaxy was fucking sick. as long as nintendo makes quality games for the franchises then I have no problem with it and you shouldn't either.
You have vivid memories of being 2 years old?

What?

No.
is this a poem or something?
PS3 KICKS ASS! WOOOOHHHH!
Microshitting Fagtart.

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