Zuler, a reliable source from the Sixth Axis forums has tracked down the achievements for upcoming anticipated title, Fat Princess for the Playstation 3. All of which are apparently Bronze trophies, and all of which are witty in the way achievement/trophy titles tend to be nowadays.

Oh, It’s On!
Kill 10 enemies with any combination of classes in online games

Got wood?
Deliver 15 resources of wood or metal to the team’s stockpile in online games

Half the Calories Eat Twice as Much
Feed the Princess 1500 calories of food in a single online game

I need a hammer…
Build 30 Castle upgrades or Siege Weapons in online games

This is Caketown!
Block 100 projectiles with your shield in online games

Shish Kebab
Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games

You’re Not Cooking…
Kill 100 enemies with Fire magic in online games

Father McHealy
Heal teammates for a total of 500 hearts in online games

Don’t Make Me Slap You!
Slap 20 objects out of enemy’s hands in online games

Little Pecker
Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game

Fed Zeppelin
Rescue the Princess by using the enemy’s Catapult in an online game

Who’s Your Daddy?
Kill 6 enemies within 1 second in an online game

Chubby Chaser
Protect and escort the Princess 20 tims in online games

The Dark Side
Kill 200 enemies by only using Dark Magic in online games

Ring Sting
Heal, Burn, Curse and Freeze 6 characters at the same time in a single online game

Operation Eagledrop
Fly 2000 meters in online games

Thuggee
Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying

1-800-CAKE
Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

The cake is not a lie!
Complete The Legend of the Fat Princess

Gluteus Maximus
Defeat all Gladiate arenas

Cake or Death
Win 100 online games

Of course with Deckard Cain as a narrator and avatar names like 'Ico' and 'Solid Cake', you can't expect less from this development team.

But in this author's opinion, I think it's time to bury the hatchet on the Portal References, a guy in one of my Actionscript classes brought up "THE CAKE IS A LIE" during a lecture last week and I grimaced.


Fat Princess is looking at a July 30th release on the PS Store at 14.99.

Sources:
>Zuler's Original Post on the Sixth Axis
>>The Sixth Axis

After the success of Immaterial and Missing Power and Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, Team Shanghai Alice, the one man team behind the Touhou phenomenon and Tasogare Frontier, creator of doujin games such as Eternal Fighter Zero, officially announced and revealed a new website for their third collaboration:
東方非想天則 (Touhou Hisoutensoku)



They were hinting the game for awhile now with pictures showing a new HUD as shown in the tiny thumbnail below, the graphical style will apparently remain the same, as customary with most fighters.
As of now, an official English name is unknown.
The interesting thing is that both this game and ZUN's 12th official Touhou Danmaku, Unidentified Fantastic Object will be released a day apart.
It can be assumed returning functions like Profiles, Deck Assortment, Replays, and best of all, free Netplay will be coming back as well.

Three "New" Characters have been revealed thus far:
Sanae Kotiya

A Shrine Maiden similar to the main character, Reimu. She was a sub boss in Touhou 10: Mountain of Faith, and a third hero in Touhou 12: Unidentified Fantastic Object.

Cirno

An ice fairy from Touhou 6, 7, and 9, whose surging popluarity amongst the fandom has brought her into the ring. A quick comparative example without going into loads of backstory is she's the Dan Hibiki of the Touhou Universe.

Hong Meiling

From Touhou 6: the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, she is the guardkeeper of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and martial artist. She was included in an update to the first Touhou fighter, but was absent from its sequel.

Most, if not all of the characters from the first game should be returning (why waste those assets when you can just pump up the roster), and it's unknown at this moment what other characters will be added, or if any hidden bosses from the upcoming Touhou 12 will make the cut. In this author's opinion, I'd like to see Nitori from Touhou 10 and Orin from Touhou 11 added for variety. Also customary on any post I make: My related reaction to it.


Here's a gameplay video from the second game, uploaded by Youtube User: frozen789 to show you what the gameplay is like. (Audio from Kirby: SSS)


This game is due to go on sale at ComiKet 76 on Saturday, August 15th.

Sources:
>Touhou Hisoutensoku Webpage
>Tasogare Frontier Homepage
>ZUN's Homepage
>>Touhou Wiki

If it comes to America, Day Freakin' One



I've heard of the Arcade Game, but a Wiiware release only brings it closer to my life.
While it already pumped it's way onto the Japanese Wii in May, the appeal PROBABLY won't work over here.

Source:
Offworld
Muscle March Homepage

Get your popcorn out, this final epic is close to 20 minutes long...



Direct Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULWgEnnmcv4&fmt=18

By: Djy1991
Original Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
Narration by: Lord Teisel

As Famitsu promised for new SRW news this week:
Super Robot Wars K for DS!
Coming out April 2, 2009.










Confirmed Series so far:
Haja Taisei Dangaioh
Overman King Gainer
Soukyuu no Fafner
Virual-On Marz
Gundam SEED
Gundam SEED Destiny
Gundam SEED C.E. 73 Stargazer
Mazinger Z
Gaiking: Legend of Daiku-Maryu
Kotetsushin Jeeg
Zoids Genesis
Shinkon Gattai Godannar!! (+second season)
Gun X Sword

(No Getter Robo or UC Gundam series yet...)

King3vbo is to little girls as Jim Sterling is to Dynasty Warriors as I am to SRW. This is my reaction right now.


See you later Destructoid, I got to take a breath of fresh air and praise your preferential deity.

Here's Dangaioh in a nutshell:


And Godannar in a nutshell:

Youtube's Rupee Clock has a playthrough.

I wouldn't watch this movie unless you want the boss strategies spoiled for you. But there are multiple outcomes on who you can fight last.

http://sapporo.cool.ne.jp/kuniokun/Rockman2Neta.zip
It's not a ROM or patch, but an epic fangame that has you fighting all eight Rockman 2 enemies at once.
You'll probably have to reroute the controls to your liking.

As you continue to get gameovers, you can get handicaps to help you out such as extra EN capsules and boss Health depletions.