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Jiggling Boobs on a Japanese Train! The World of Japanese Benchmark Tests! (WARNING: Adult)
Cutie Honey | 1:23 AM on 01.03.2008 14 comments


Apparently, there's a guy who likes using Benchmark Tests on his computer, hear about what strange Japanese games use for testing your PC. Apparently, he also made a website rating them.
Regardless, the idea that these games run on your PC is feasable, unlike Crysis.

Wanna run this?

Then check him out here!

Personally, I like testing things on my Console, I loved the beautiful Source Engine tests and other high end benchmark tests but in this situation, the Japanese continue to be... bizarre. Instead of testing explosions, having thousands of people in a crowd doing different animations, or water reflections on cloth effects with wind resistance and lightning, you get jiggling boobs and a low poly Osaka clone, dancing in different outfits. A bit stale, but worth the look.

Source Benchmark Otaku and Insert Credit for the story.
Source on pic is from a game called Rapelay, its Benchmark is actually pretty boring.



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Some Jerk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 02:03
Some Jerk
Rapelay is boring?

Man, what the fuck ever happened to creadability. You'd think if a company was making a game called "rapelay" it would live up to the title and either feel like you're getting laid or getting raped.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 03:21
braulio09
why are there censors on MY boobies!? This is madness!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 05:02
Toneman
Tits or GTFO
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 05:33
Thornnn
Funny.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 07:57
king3vbo
FAP FAP FAP
Camalen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 08:11
Camalen
odd
(fap fap fap)
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 08:45
Tubatic
zomg wth

That's just the benchmark . . . something awful reviews the game . . . holy hell train on a stick . . .

I marvel and cry at the power of gaming, internets and the japanese sexdrive . . .
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 09:37
Bob Muir
Thank you, Japan.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 11:31
007
...Pixelated pr0n? LOLOLOL
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