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Jiggling Boobs on a Japanese Train! The World of Japanese Benchmark Tests! (WARNING: Adult)
Cutie Honey | 1:23 AM on 01.03.2008 12 comments


Apparently, there's a guy who likes using Benchmark Tests on his computer, hear about what strange Japanese games use for testing your PC. Apparently, he also made a website rating them.
Regardless, the idea that these games run on your PC is feasable, unlike Crysis.

Wanna run this?

Then check him out here!

Personally, I like testing things on my Console, I loved the beautiful Source Engine tests and other high end benchmark tests but in this situation, the Japanese continue to be... bizarre. Instead of testing explosions, having thousands of people in a crowd doing different animations, or water reflections on cloth effects with wind resistance and lightning, you get jiggling boobs and a low poly Osaka clone, dancing in different outfits. A bit stale, but worth the look.

Source Benchmark Otaku and Insert Credit for the story.
Source on pic is from a game called Rapelay, its Benchmark is actually pretty boring.



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Rapelay is boring?

Man, what the fuck ever happened to creadability. You'd think if a company was making a game called "rapelay" it would live up to the title and either feel like you're getting laid or getting raped.
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
why are there censors on MY boobies!? This is madness!
Toneman's Destructoid Blog
Tits or GTFO
Thornnn's Destructoid Blog
Funny.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
FAP FAP FAP
Camalen's Destructoid Blog
odd
(fap fap fap)
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
zomg wth

That's just the benchmark . . . something awful reviews the game . . . holy hell train on a stick . . .

I marvel and cry at the power of gaming, internets and the japanese sexdrive . . .
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Thank you, Japan.
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...Pixelated pr0n? LOLOLOL


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Video Game Art and Design Student who will go to no ends to prove his courage.

That sound cool/lame enough? Whatever. Real name's Thomas Truong, the Forsaken Demon.

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When I'm not jacking off to shitting dicknipples I'm updating the internets with comics, reviews, blogs, memes, and my notorious flash videos like 'Terry Bogard's Day Out!'

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