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Zuler, a reliable source from the Sixth Axis forums has tracked down the achievements for upcoming anticipated title, Fat Princess for the Playstation 3. All of which are apparently Bronze trophies, and all of which are witty in the way achievement/trophy titles tend to be nowadays.
Oh, It’s On! Kill 10 enemies with any combination of classes in online games Got wood? Deliver 15 resources of wood or metal to the team’s stockpile in online games Half the Calories Eat Twice as Much Feed the Princess 1500 calories of food in a single online game I need a hammer… Build 30 Castle upgrades or Siege Weapons in online games This is Caketown! Block 100 projectiles with your shield in online games Shish Kebab Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games You’re Not Cooking… Kill 100 enemies with Fire magic in online games Father McHealy Heal teammates for a total of 500 hearts in online games Don’t Make Me Slap You! Slap 20 objects out of enemy’s hands in online games Little Pecker Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game Fed Zeppelin Rescue the Princess by using the enemy’s Catapult in an online game Who’s Your Daddy? Kill 6 enemies within 1 second in an online game Chubby Chaser Protect and escort the Princess 20 tims in online games The Dark Side Kill 200 enemies by only using Dark Magic in online games Ring Sting Heal, Burn, Curse and Freeze 6 characters at the same time in a single online game Operation Eagledrop Fly 2000 meters in online games Thuggee Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying 1-800-CAKE Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class The cake is not a lie! Complete The Legend of the Fat Princess Gluteus Maximus Defeat all Gladiate arenas Cake or Death Win 100 online games Of course with Deckard Cain as a narrator and avatar names like 'Ico' and 'Solid Cake', you can't expect less from this development team. But in this author's opinion, I think it's time to bury the hatchet on the Portal References, a guy in one of my Actionscript classes brought up "THE CAKE IS A LIE" during a lecture last week and I grimaced. 
Fat Princess is looking at a July 30th release on the PS Store at 14.99. Sources: >Zuler's Original Post on the Sixth Axis >>The Sixth Axis
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Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class
Trophy name WIN. I bet it'll take a while for some people to get why it's 2253.
Also, the women who does the voice of the Princess is the same person who voiced Bubbbles from the Powerpuff Girls.
KAWAII!
This Is Caketown is the trophy to get, fools.
Clever use of the 2 ABC 3... etc. phone rule.
I can't wait for this game, though!
Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a G.I. Joe reference?
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying
Uhm, yeah. That's gonna be a bitch. A fat bitch that is.