Hitting F5, a "Still Alive Parody" by Thomas Truong.
A story about one delicious trap's obession with one of his (her?) favorite sites. Also, rape.

Thanks to some delays, it's late, but it's here. (And is it just me, or if you scroll down too far, the embedded video has some clipping issues? Whatever.)


Original Song "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton
Instrumental by Harriet Jarrett
Operation: Sing Better
Made in Flash 8

Features (For the sake of parody) Cutie Honey, Toneman, King3vbo, Lost Crichton, Snaileb, Johnathan Holmes, Niero, Dale North, CTZ, Wiisucks, Electro Lemon, Jim Sterling, Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain, Gameboi, Wedge, liam2015, Snaileb, CaffeinePowered, Cheeburga, Daedhead8, Conrad Zimmerman, power-glove, Dyson, Reverend Anthony, and that one guy who broke the site in one form or another.

Images from Joystiq, Gamespot, Kotaku, and featuring artwork by Silverhertz
Voices from Cutie Honey, Toneman, King3vbo, and Lost Crichton.

Flash version, mp3 version, and downloadable version coming soon. I've been playing Brawl for the past 10 hours and I'm exhausted. This is probably the only thing I'll ever do related to Portal since I'm sick of this game and this song, however... Enjoy.

What's next on my to do list? Finish Thomas Truong Show and then maybe you'll get some about the Pain mixed with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

And yes this is a Cancun contest entry.