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Mix started it all with this one... yep I am still trying to make it out lol/

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The future is near... Sony's PS4 unveiled.
Crunshii \| 10:31 PM on 02.09.2009	29 comments

Sorry... this is to hard to resist. lol. Sony plan's about releasing the PS4 have been uncovered by this secret and accurate news source that only the underground people know about. Once you watch teh video You will be saying the exact same practiced words used in this demo when you buy your brand new... PS4. For NDA and copyright protection, they did not mention that this was in fact was the PS4, but we all know it really is.

YOU CAN'T FOOL US SUNNY!

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

btw this is PG-13 language. via Gizmodo.

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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27

garison

haha this is all over twitter.

MrSadistic

Man the inner-douche-bag-hipster totally wants this.

Crunshii

can't wait for the 800gb piece of sh*t version...

Diverse

Shit was really funny. I like how people can even get something like this organized, it really does look like a real news feed.

@MrSadistic: So Sony just decided to become a part of Apple?

mr spooky

So Xbox must have been dead since there shit gets the red ring or starches the disc. :)

Brian Szabelski

If it weren't true, it wouldn't be hilarious. God bless the Onion.

Tubatic

Genius.

Guagloves

ONN = Amazing

Mars Rover Hating Mars Article = INCREDIBLE
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54360

Barcode

OMFG THIS IS GOLDEN!

(I'm not bashing on Sony because I don't like them, and this isn't towards PS3 at all either)

DonHonk

Thats not referencing PS3.

Furyfire

Epic.

flamesofchaos

I'm sorry but that wasn't funny at all they just curses how a 5th grader uses curses for the first time ever.

This is the ultimate definition of LAME and FAIL.

Qraze

donhonk, of course it don't mention the ps3. its the goddam piece (o) shit4. that was hilarious

pedrovay2003

I don't see how that can be associated with gaming, but it was still funny as hell. :D

ArrestedDeveloper

It was all satire except the part when they discuss Sony's advertising.

Red TheHaze Veron

But does it break after a long, regular period of operation and usage like a certain other piece of electronic device?

Aziel13

I love bullshit like this

liam2015

hahahahahahahaahahahahahha

hilarious

RonBurgandy2010

That's not supposed to be a PS4 parody, it's an electronics parody in general. And that is not PG-13 humor.

And I thought it was kind of funny, I smirked, but didn't really laugh. I guess it's just me.

sickNasty

OOOOOHHHH, I get it. The more times you say fuck, the funnier something is...

Seriously, it boggles my mind that people think the Onion is funny. Everything they do takes an obvious joke and runs it into the ground. They try way too hard with really weak jokes.

If you want stuff that's actually funny try either of these two sites:

[url]www.drivewaysitups.com[/url]
[url]www.cracked.com[/url]

SilverDragon1979

I went to Best Buy and they didn't have this in stock anywhere. They apparently had never even heard of it. I don't understand ...

weirdfunk

When it got to the part about the advertising i laughed heartily

Cough

Sassy.

gregatrons

sweet jesus...sweet jesus i wanna work at the onion. it so accurately written. my god. outstanding.

BulletTrain

Hahahahaha "Time Vampire" Genius.

The onion can put out some good shit from time to time. My favorite was the jimmy carter letter.

braulio09

Eh, I liked The Onion from time to time but this time there was too much unnecessary coursing, even by their standards.

Holyetheline

lol. That is all.

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