Yea, gotta love Miami at night.
I was heading to my friends house, which is by one of Miami's most excellent areas, (calle 8 and 27 ave) where you can see the beauty of the night, as long as you are looking with your eyes closed. So on my way to my friends house, he said he was hungry so I stop by the McDonalds around that area, get 2 combo's and as soon as I pay the cashier, this stupid hooker comes out of the blue, hits the front of the car as she continues walking to me while sayinig: "al fin Te encontre maricon, te encontre" meaning, "finally found u u f??" as I stared amazed the biggest "WTF is wrong with this bish" was popping in my head, when she grabs my arm and scratches me, I quickly reacted and slammed a punch in her face, she quickly landed against the McDonalds cashier window with the cashier looking at me like "wtf is going on!?" I put my car on first and drove out of there with 4 fingernail scars on my left arm to my friends house...
So moral of the story? Punching hookers is only fun in GTA4. In real life, punch them before they can grab you...
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Except Crunshii, because he has AIDS.
meh, you guys are scaring me :( im going to go get Cavity searched >.<