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So I punched a hooker. not in GTA4
Crunshii | 4:40 PM on 05.09.2008 31 comments


Yea, gotta love Miami at night.

I was heading to my friends house, which is by one of Miami's most excellent areas, (calle 8 and 27 ave) where you can see the beauty of the night, as long as you are looking with your eyes closed. So on my way to my friends house, he said he was hungry so I stop by the McDonalds around that area, get 2 combo's and as soon as I pay the cashier, this stupid hooker comes out of the blue, hits the front of the car as she continues walking to me while sayinig: "al fin Te encontre maricon, te encontre" meaning, "finally found u u f??" as I stared amazed the biggest "WTF is wrong with this bish" was popping in my head, when she grabs my arm and scratches me, I quickly reacted and slammed a punch in her face, she quickly landed against the McDonalds cashier window with the cashier looking at me like "wtf is going on!?" I put my car on first and drove out of there with 4 fingernail scars on my left arm to my friends house...

So moral of the story? Punching hookers is only fun in GTA4. In real life, punch them before they can grab you...



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Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 16:52
Arcanum
wut
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 16:54
Crunshii
exactly
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 16:56
Butmac
Wow, that was great. That was just a good story.
ISOTEN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 16:57
ISOTEN
you have horrible grammar and spelling and I don't believe you
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:01
Y0j1mb0
Pictures of this scratch or it didn't happen.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:02
Half left
Also. you may want to get that checked out.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:05
The Bez
Agree with Yojimbo and Half Left
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:09
Brian Szabelski
Dude, you may have herpes. Or HIV. Go get yourself tested.
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:11
PsychoSoldier
Most interesting story ever.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:20
Dynamic Sheep
Get yourself tested sir... open wounds in a McDonald's is just asking for flesh eating bacteria
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:23
RestingSound
Pictures or GTFO
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:26
king3vbo
Im not just pretty sure you have AIDS now, Im HIV positive
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:33
mix
Pictures and get checked dude as who knows who's semen was under her fingernails, or blood, or skin as she now has your skin under her fingernails.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:37
MaxVest
So you're saying GTA IV is making hookers violent?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 17:52
EternalDeathSlayer
lol @ King!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:00
ArrestedDeveloper
Great story, compelling and rich.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:02
wardrox
smooth moves.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:02
the GAMEGOBLIN
And they all lived happily ever after.

Except Crunshii, because he has AIDS.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:25
Samit Sarkar
If not HIV/AIDS, you definitely at least have hepatitis. Hell of a story, though; it’s almost worth it...
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:53
topgeargorilla
Did you donkey-punch her?
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 18:59
B-Radicate
11/10
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 19:35
blehman
Was it snaileb?
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 20:06
Clockwork
That's right...show em' who's boss.
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 21:01
lem
That's right, keep that pimp arm strong with the ho's!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 23:46
Maurice Tan
Wtf man, my mom just came home and said some asshole punched her in the face at McDonalds!
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 10:29
gotdurnrite
A hooker scratched you? You know according to ancient lure at the next full moon your going to turn into a hooker.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 14:02
Crunshii

meh, you guys are scaring me :( im going to go get Cavity searched >.<
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