I am sorry Jim but I must have that sword... you see not only did I buy Darksiders because of its legendary art and great fun game play, but any game with a epic sword must be in my possession. And to prove my vast limitless manlyness I will show you something only Niero knows about me (and close friends)... I will share with Dtoid fam of why I must have Chaos Eater:
I already defeated Sephiroth back in FF7 and obtained his precious long Muramasa.
But also I made Cloud Harakiri, just so I could obtain his Buster Sword...
And to finish it off...
I am the onry Prican Elf in mighty Pajama's to uphold BOTH swords of the most legendary FF characters at glance! (had back pains after that shot...)
Not to mention that if Destiny hasn't kicked in... January 14 is actually my BIRTHDAY!
So Jim... if everything I have mentioned before about game sword collecting, having the same date of the competition end on my birth day or dual wielding legendary swords, then this might help convince how MANLY I am of obtaining this sword...
That's right, not only did I Impress my mother by putting my sword collection in the kitchen and pulling her just to see how AMAZING I am... but my GRANDMOTHER as well!
If this doesn't represent the most manlyness madness I can represent, then i'll just go back to playing Darksiders in the corner...
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something close to this.. but of course this will not reach the level of coolness I will represent....
Good job sir.
Prican Elf
LOL
Push it to the limit!
And then, no survivors.
not only the sword but also the manlyness-competition of all american dtoidusers :-) lucky for you Europe is excluded from the competition because we're all so manly that we could swing both those swords with our pinky while doing even more manly stuff with our other 9 fingers :-) and still have our feet left to to play some games :-)
You're very lucky the manliest of men is dead.
look @ my first post on this thread and you will imagine that what cannot be imagined that can be done with the sword... if i win ( ._. )
why do you want chaos eater if you already have the fucking muramasa, you sword-hoarding prick?
I mean for goodness sakes, I pulled my Mom and Grandma from their favorite spanish telenovela for a very weird picture while they thinking in their head "omg... poor kid, he has problems and im missing my frigging novela!". I am pretty sure I would have never done this EVER... except for a excellent competition coming for Destructoid, well worth my manly cojones to be shamed in order to win.
you make my nipples hard
Where did you get those awesome swords!??
This was a great competition and something that I hope no one forgets, this is the BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT I HAVE EVER GOTTEN!!!! XD Yep today is my bday n while I had a average day, this really made my night, I am going to run around Miami swinging Chaos Eater and dropping the cuban population just a bit!
now you just have to find a way to tripple-wield them :p