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Holy what the fuck!
I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth!!!
OH GOD.
FUCK YEAH
USA USA USA USA
BUYING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW
DAMN!!! I wish more games did that, really.
oh my god that was awesome and disgusting.
LMAO.
I love the kids reaction to it
WHAT?
God...just...WHAT?
"And thats's the sperm."
That has to be some sort of rule violation.
"Making jizz shoot out of your opponent's heart. 15-yard penalty, second down."
Wait a minute, do you guys even fucking pay attention to the news? This was announced MONTHS ago. There's even a secret achievement for getting 10 of these. I knew this was coming the second I got my review copy of the game.
Well. I'm eating pizza and i just saw it 3 times. Just to check if the dude really said "and that's the sperm".
He does.
It's not so bad. I mean... It's a nice feature. I'd like to see bone fractures! Oh boy, like, the bone sticking out of a leg/arm? That'll be awesome.
zomg! That was amazing. It makes me want to go break people's bones.
I realyl had fun with the older Blitz and after that clip I just might have to look into this one...lol
WTF!!! AWESOME!
Fuck.
EXPLODING TESTICLES FTL.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
OH MY GOD. I swear I felt that as I watched it.
Holy fuck, that is a testicle. I wasn't really paying attention the first time I watched it.
DAYUM!
Hahahaha
Wow...a footballgame featuring testicles and sperm...
Om nom nom!
ahahahahahaha
hilarious
wait, whut?
Wow. they ban mass effect in australia for two females kissing. But they don't ban blitz for having exploding testicles.
And the newest Mortal Kombat chose to tone down its violence. Why?
OH MY GOD!!!
More games need to do this :D
has no one else played this?
The injuries are so satisfying.
OH SWEET JESUS.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Does that constitute as rape?
NOM NOM NOM NOM
Wow, that is fucked up meng
Mwahahahahaha...
Reminds me of Speedball... Just with better graphics. May see if can get a bargin bin version of this at somepoint just to see the injuries, they look fairly special