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One of the worst things I've ever seen in a game.
CronosBlade | 12:18 PM on 12.01.2008 36 comments


Nevermind the fact that the game itself sucks (I at least got a small laugh out of the original Blitz) but Blitz the League II did something I've never seen before.

Hold on to yourself, cause you might wince in pain...



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:24
Kryptinite
Holy what the fuck!
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:28
SilverDragon1979
I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth!!!
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:30
pendelton21
OH GOD.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:30
MrSadistic
FUCK YEAH

USA USA USA USA

BUYING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:38
Mushman
DAMN!!! I wish more games did that, really.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:38
Qraze
oh my god that was awesome and disgusting.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:40
Y0j1mb0
LMAO.
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:41
bunnyrabbit2
I love the kids reaction to it
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:42
TewDee
WHAT?

God...just...WHAT?
Transbot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:52
Transbot
"And thats's the sperm."
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:58
Char Aznable
That has to be some sort of rule violation.

"Making jizz shoot out of your opponent's heart. 15-yard penalty, second down."
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 12:58
Brian Szabelski
Wait a minute, do you guys even fucking pay attention to the news? This was announced MONTHS ago. There's even a secret achievement for getting 10 of these. I knew this was coming the second I got my review copy of the game.
Cough's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 13:19
Cough
Well. I'm eating pizza and i just saw it 3 times. Just to check if the dude really said "and that's the sperm".

He does.

It's not so bad. I mean... It's a nice feature. I'd like to see bone fractures! Oh boy, like, the bone sticking out of a leg/arm? That'll be awesome.
CaptainApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 13:21
CaptainApocalypse
zomg! That was amazing. It makes me want to go break people's bones.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 13:21
mix
I realyl had fun with the older Blitz and after that clip I just might have to look into this one...lol
Pop-it's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 13:27
Pop-it
WTF!!! AWESOME!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 13:29
Kyousuke Nanbu
Fuck.

EXPLODING TESTICLES FTL.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 13:37
Aziel13
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 13:43
pedrovay2003
OH MY GOD. I swear I felt that as I watched it.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 14:04
Char Aznable
Holy fuck, that is a testicle. I wasn't really paying attention the first time I watched it.

DAYUM!
deletemyaccount's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 14:11
deletemyaccount
Hahahaha
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 14:14
Uther
Wow...a footballgame featuring testicles and sperm...
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 14:37
Maurice Tan
Om nom nom!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 14:39
F Whipple
ahahahahahaha

hilarious
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 15:08
MEE
wait, whut?
pliskin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 15:23
pliskin
Wow. they ban mass effect in australia for two females kissing. But they don't ban blitz for having exploding testicles.
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 15:39
nicojay
And the newest Mortal Kombat chose to tone down its violence. Why?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 16:50
Puppy Licks
OH MY GOD!!!
More games need to do this :D
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 17:37
smurfee mcgee
has no one else played this?
The injuries are so satisfying.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 17:56
BulletTrain
OH SWEET JESUS.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 18:35
The Incredible Edible Egg
Does that constitute as rape?
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2008 20:48
007
NOM NOM NOM NOM
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2008 20:49
AgentMOO
Wow, that is fucked up meng
Triox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 06:39
Triox
Mwahahahahaha...

Reminds me of Speedball... Just with better graphics. May see if can get a bargin bin version of this at somepoint just to see the injuries, they look fairly special
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