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One of the worst things I've ever seen in a game.
CronosBlade \| 12:18 PM on 12.01.2008	36 comments

Nevermind the fact that the game itself sucks (I at least got a small laugh out of the original Blitz) but Blitz the League II did something I've never seen before.

Hold on to yourself, cause you might wince in pain...

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36 comments | showing # 1 to 36

Kryptinite says:
(# 0) on 12/01/2008 12:24

Holy what the fuck!

SilverDragon1979 says:
(# 1) on 12/01/2008 12:28

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth!!!

pendelton21 says:
(# 2) on 12/01/2008 12:30

OH GOD.

MrSadistic says:
(# 3) on 12/01/2008 12:30

FUCK YEAH

USA USA USA USA

BUYING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW

Mushman says:
(# 4) on 12/01/2008 12:38

DAMN!!! I wish more games did that, really.

Qraze says:
(# 5) on 12/01/2008 12:38

oh my god that was awesome and disgusting.

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 6) on 12/01/2008 12:40

LMAO.

bunnyrabbit2 says:
(# 7) on 12/01/2008 12:41

I love the kids reaction to it

TewDee says:
(# 8) on 12/01/2008 12:42

WHAT?

God...just...WHAT?

Transbot says:
(# 9) on 12/01/2008 12:52

"And thats's the sperm."

Char Aznable says:
(# 10) on 12/01/2008 12:58

That has to be some sort of rule violation.

"Making jizz shoot out of your opponent's heart. 15-yard penalty, second down."

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 11) on 12/01/2008 12:58

Wait a minute, do you guys even fucking pay attention to the news? This was announced MONTHS ago. There's even a secret achievement for getting 10 of these. I knew this was coming the second I got my review copy of the game.

Cough says:
(# 12) on 12/01/2008 13:19

Well. I'm eating pizza and i just saw it 3 times. Just to check if the dude really said "and that's the sperm".

He does.

It's not so bad. I mean... It's a nice feature. I'd like to see bone fractures! Oh boy, like, the bone sticking out of a leg/arm? That'll be awesome.

CaptainApocalypse says:
(# 13) on 12/01/2008 13:21

zomg! That was amazing. It makes me want to go break people's bones.

mix says:
(# 14) on 12/01/2008 13:21

I realyl had fun with the older Blitz and after that clip I just might have to look into this one...lol

Pop-it says:
(# 15) on 12/01/2008 13:27

WTF!!! AWESOME!

Kyousuke Nanbu says:
(# 16) on 12/01/2008 13:29

Fuck.

EXPLODING TESTICLES FTL.

Aziel13 says:
(# 17) on 12/01/2008 13:37

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

pedrovay2003 says:
(# 18) on 12/01/2008 13:43

OH MY GOD. I swear I felt that as I watched it.

Rockvillian says:
(# 19) on 12/01/2008 13:50

Char Aznable says:
(# 20) on 12/01/2008 14:04

Holy fuck, that is a testicle. I wasn't really paying attention the first time I watched it.

DAYUM!

giraffywaffy says:
(# 21) on 12/01/2008 14:11

Hahahaha

Uther says:
(# 22) on 12/01/2008 14:14

Wow...a footballgame featuring testicles and sperm...

Professor Pew says:
(# 23) on 12/01/2008 14:37

Om nom nom!

F Whipple says:
(# 24) on 12/01/2008 14:39

ahahahahahaha

hilarious

MEE says:
(# 25) on 12/01/2008 15:08

wait, whut?

Simmons 2pt0 says:
(# 26) on 12/01/2008 15:21

pliskin says:
(# 27) on 12/01/2008 15:23

Wow. they ban mass effect in australia for two females kissing. But they don't ban blitz for having exploding testicles.

nicojay says:
(# 28) on 12/01/2008 15:39

And the newest Mortal Kombat chose to tone down its violence. Why?

Puppy Licks says:
(# 29) on 12/01/2008 16:50

OH MY GOD!!!
More games need to do this :D

smurfee mcgee says:
(# 30) on 12/01/2008 17:37

has no one else played this?
The injuries are so satisfying.

BulletTrain says:
(# 31) on 12/01/2008 17:56

OH SWEET JESUS.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

The Incredible Edible Egg says:
(# 32) on 12/01/2008 18:35

Does that constitute as rape?

007 says:
(# 33) on 12/06/2008 20:48

NOM NOM NOM NOM

AgentMOO says:
(# 34) on 12/06/2008 20:49

Wow, that is fucked up meng

Triox says:
(# 35) on 12/08/2008 06:39

Mwahahahahaha...

Reminds me of Speedball... Just with better graphics. May see if can get a bargin bin version of this at somepoint just to see the injuries, they look fairly special

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