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One of the worst things I've ever seen in a game.
CronosBlade \| 12:18 PM on 12.01.2008	36 comments

Nevermind the fact that the game itself sucks (I at least got a small laugh out of the original Blitz) but Blitz the League II did something I've never seen before.

Hold on to yourself, cause you might wince in pain...

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36 comments | showing # 1 to 36

Kryptinite

Holy what the fuck!

SilverDragon1979

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth!!!

pendelton21

OH GOD.

MrSadistic

FUCK YEAH

USA USA USA USA

BUYING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW

Mushman

DAMN!!! I wish more games did that, really.

Qraze

oh my god that was awesome and disgusting.

Y0j1mb0

LMAO.

bunnyrabbit2

I love the kids reaction to it

TewDee

WHAT?

God...just...WHAT?

Transbot

"And thats's the sperm."

Char Aznable

That has to be some sort of rule violation.

"Making jizz shoot out of your opponent's heart. 15-yard penalty, second down."

Brian Szabelski

Wait a minute, do you guys even fucking pay attention to the news? This was announced MONTHS ago. There's even a secret achievement for getting 10 of these. I knew this was coming the second I got my review copy of the game.

Cough

Well. I'm eating pizza and i just saw it 3 times. Just to check if the dude really said "and that's the sperm".

He does.

It's not so bad. I mean... It's a nice feature. I'd like to see bone fractures! Oh boy, like, the bone sticking out of a leg/arm? That'll be awesome.

CaptainApocalypse

zomg! That was amazing. It makes me want to go break people's bones.

mix

I realyl had fun with the older Blitz and after that clip I just might have to look into this one...lol

Pop-it

WTF!!! AWESOME!

Kyousuke Nanbu

Fuck.

EXPLODING TESTICLES FTL.

Aziel13

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

pedrovay2003

OH MY GOD. I swear I felt that as I watched it.

Rockvillian

Char Aznable

Holy fuck, that is a testicle. I wasn't really paying attention the first time I watched it.

DAYUM!

deletemyaccount

Hahahaha

Uther

Wow...a footballgame featuring testicles and sperm...

Maurice Tan

Om nom nom!

F Whipple

ahahahahahaha

hilarious

MEE

wait, whut?

Simmons 2pt0

pliskin

Wow. they ban mass effect in australia for two females kissing. But they don't ban blitz for having exploding testicles.

nicojay

And the newest Mortal Kombat chose to tone down its violence. Why?

Puppy Licks

OH MY GOD!!!
More games need to do this :D

smurfee mcgee

has no one else played this?
The injuries are so satisfying.

BulletTrain

OH SWEET JESUS.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

The Incredible Edible Egg

Does that constitute as rape?

007

NOM NOM NOM NOM

AgentMOO

Wow, that is fucked up meng

Triox

Mwahahahahaha...

Reminds me of Speedball... Just with better graphics. May see if can get a bargin bin version of this at somepoint just to see the injuries, they look fairly special

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