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One of the worst things I've ever seen in a game.
CronosBlade | 12:18 PM on 12.01.2008 36 comments


Nevermind the fact that the game itself sucks (I at least got a small laugh out of the original Blitz) but Blitz the League II did something I've never seen before.

Hold on to yourself, cause you might wince in pain...



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Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
Holy what the fuck!
SilverDragon1979's Destructoid Blog
I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth!!!
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
OH GOD.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
FUCK YEAH

USA USA USA USA

BUYING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
DAMN!!! I wish more games did that, really.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
oh my god that was awesome and disgusting.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
LMAO.
bunnyrabbit2's Destructoid Blog
I love the kids reaction to it
TewDee's Destructoid Blog
WHAT?

God...just...WHAT?
Transbot's Destructoid Blog
"And thats's the sperm."
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
That has to be some sort of rule violation.

"Making jizz shoot out of your opponent's heart. 15-yard penalty, second down."
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Wait a minute, do you guys even fucking pay attention to the news? This was announced MONTHS ago. There's even a secret achievement for getting 10 of these. I knew this was coming the second I got my review copy of the game.
Cough's Destructoid Blog
Well. I'm eating pizza and i just saw it 3 times. Just to check if the dude really said "and that's the sperm".

He does.

It's not so bad. I mean... It's a nice feature. I'd like to see bone fractures! Oh boy, like, the bone sticking out of a leg/arm? That'll be awesome.
CaptainApocalypse's Destructoid Blog
zomg! That was amazing. It makes me want to go break people's bones.
mix's Destructoid Blog
I realyl had fun with the older Blitz and after that clip I just might have to look into this one...lol
Pop-it's Destructoid Blog
WTF!!! AWESOME!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Destructoid Blog
Fuck.

EXPLODING TESTICLES FTL.
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
pedrovay2003's Destructoid Blog
OH MY GOD. I swear I felt that as I watched it.
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Holy fuck, that is a testicle. I wasn't really paying attention the first time I watched it.

DAYUM!
giraffywaffy's Destructoid Blog
Hahahaha
Uther's Destructoid Blog
Wow...a footballgame featuring testicles and sperm...
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Om nom nom!
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
ahahahahahaha

hilarious
MEE's Destructoid Blog
wait, whut?
pliskin's Destructoid Blog
Wow. they ban mass effect in australia for two females kissing. But they don't ban blitz for having exploding testicles.
nicojay's Destructoid Blog
And the newest Mortal Kombat chose to tone down its violence. Why?
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
OH MY GOD!!!
More games need to do this :D
smurfee mcgee's Destructoid Blog
has no one else played this?
The injuries are so satisfying.
BulletTrain's Destructoid Blog
OH SWEET JESUS.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
Does that constitute as rape?
007's Destructoid Blog
NOM NOM NOM NOM
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Wow, that is fucked up meng
Triox's Destructoid Blog
Mwahahahahaha...

Reminds me of Speedball... Just with better graphics. May see if can get a bargin bin version of this at somepoint just to see the injuries, they look fairly special


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