So while making my post for the VC releases for other sites I was looking for an image that perfrectly encapsulated the quality of this weeks releases and I'm pretty sure the box art for Columns III: Revenge of Columns does it.



Who the hell is that guy and why is he so happy? Shouldn't he be more concerned about teh columns taking their revenge and also feeling a bit uncomfortable since he has a bunch of jewels shoved up his ass? Who would pick up this game and say "Oh, finally a game that let's me be a poorly dressed, balding, middle aged man. Glory be above!" Those jewels don't look very vengeful to me either, they just look like they enjoy falling slowly. This makes less sense the the Mega Man box art, and that makes no sense at all. Really, were gaming advertising agencies just full of people who had no clue what they were doing or did they just not know what to do with games?