Note: iOS 9 + Facebook users w/ trouble scrolling: #super sorry# we hope to fix it asap. In the meantime Chrome Mobile is a reach around
hot  /  reviews  /  videos  /  cblogs  /  qposts


Cowzilla3 blog header photo

Cowzilla3's blog

  Make changes   Set it live in the post manager. Need help? There are FAQs at the bottom of the editor.
Cowzilla3 avatar 2:52 PM on 08.29.2007  (server time)
WORKMAN RETURNS! Still can't drink.

Ron "named after Harry Potter's bitch" Workman is back! I've seen it with my own eyes as he stumbled down some stairs into a back alley to give a hobo some oral pleasure for money. Jokes on him, hobos don't have money!

I assume in his absences he was attempting to out drink me by traveling to Tijuana and consuming rare tequilas that give you massive drunkenness power (but seriously decrease your Eve). I laugh at this, as I traveled there too and replaced all the tequila with ill tasting water! You're only acting drunk, Ron, stop faking and man up. Meanwhile I've deposited more liqueurs in my body than David Hasselhoff, Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan on a bender in LA.

Not seeing straight, Ron? Fuck that, I've gone blind.
Can't walk easily? Bullshit, I've resorted to crawling and even that is getting really hard.
Vomiting up lunch? Are you even trying Ron? I've puked up my stomach so I can't even eat lunch in order to vomit it up.

Listen, Ron, buddy, pal, dude, gaylord, if you really want to catch up try these:

But for cereals Ron, good to have you back telling me how much I suck. Feel the love? Good, cause I'm so drunk I can't feel anything!


   Reply via cblogs
Tagged:    cblog  

Get comment replies by email.     settings

Unsavory comments? Please report harassment, spam, and hate speech to our comment moderators

Can't see comments? Anti-virus apps like Avast or some browser extensions can cause this. Easy fix: Add   [*]   to your security software's whitelist.

Back to Top

We follow moms on   Facebook  and   Twitter
  Light Theme      Dark Theme
Pssst. Konami Code + Enter!
You may remix stuff our site under creative commons w/@
- Destructoid means family. Living the dream, since 2006 -