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Wii Fit or I can't touch my toes either
Cowzilla3 | 11:38 AM on 12.04.2007 12 comments







I to the GN (you know the other corporate site that isn't in trouble) has some new Wii Fit videos up from the Japanese version. I'm sure I'm not the only one at least slightly interested in this but from these videos it looks like the stand is a bit more mini-game oriented than I though it was going to be. Which isn't dissapointing but leaves me wondering how "fit" one could actually get using this. I presonelly want it to work almost like a personnel trainer but if its just going to throw a bunch of games at me that have something to do with moving my legs I think I'll lose interest pretty quickly. The stretching and Yoga part looks pretty interesting, especially since I have a bad back and balance excercises are something I'm supposed to be doing. I'd make fun of the guy trying to touch his toes in the video but I've never been able to do it either.

I'm pretty sure this will be the next big seller out there for the Wii and I know your going to see it in gyms (I've got money on a month after release for when you'll see the new story, anybody else?). Soon we'll have a bunch of soccer moms in Wii Fit classes, following a "Wii expert." Ready, and hed that ball. OK! Now, we're gonna ski, get ready ladies and one and two." I've got visions in my head of actually getting back in some sort of shape with it but I feel like those probably are far fetched from these videos, still standing up in general every once in a while seems like a good idea. I think I'll try it now...OH God, I've fallen and I can't get up. Where is Wii Emergency Rescue when you need it.



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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11
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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 11:48
shipero
You fool! One cannot simply rush into to something as difficult as standing up. Baby steps man, baby steps.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 11:49
king3vbo
Ugh, this is so DO NOT WANT
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 11:59
B-Radicate
Fuck the Wii Fit.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 11:59
MaxVest
One does not simply walk into Wii Fitness.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 12:11
bloodylip
I've never been able to do a stretching toe touch either ;_;
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 12:33
maxio098ui
i feel R.O.B the robot all over this product
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 12:40
MrJunko
Wii fit, its such a funny premise.

"WE KNOW FOR THE MOST PART ALL YOU GAMERS ARE A BUNCH OF FAT LAZY FUCKS THAT DONT GET OFF THEIR ASS TO EVEN SHIT IN YOUR TOILET. SO HERES A FUCKING GAME THAT MIGHT MAKEA DENT IN THAT GIANT DISGUSTING MASS YOU CALL A BODY"

"Thanks Nintendo, I knew you cared"
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 12:42
EternalDeathSlayer
Dude, I'll but it anyway. For my Mom.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 13:17
Kryptinite
I'd buy it for the girlfriend but she'd probably take it the wrong way.....

Other than that: Fuck the Wii Fit.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 14:07
Variable Gear
@ bloodylip:

I can!



Oh, shit.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 15:40
Bob Muir
@ Variable Gear
That's an advanced technique.
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