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Names Matt Razak and I'm just a gamer with a Wii and a 360. I'm also really, really, really, ridiculously good looking and a ninja...and humble. If you haven't noticed from my selfless self promoting or my Monday reviews I'm a film critic for a living at a local newspaper in Northern Virginia. I write at That VideoGame Blog but my heart will always belong to D-toid.

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What Happened!: Take a dreep breathe
Cowzilla3 | 4:57 PM on 10.24.2007 22 comments




So I wrote this and this today all while having a ghey threesome with Dan Gale and Marino! What the fuck did you accomplish, huh?

Well actually a whole lot. Just in this day alone Destructoid has managed to Rick Roll 7,000 people, purchase Zack and Wiki, sell a PS3, start a new feature, defend Jack Thompson, greet a noob, uncovered comic plagiarism...

Let's pause for a deep breathe here and to consider the final chapter of Blindsides Metroid saga...Ok good.

...debated the merits of a single console, started another new feature, wonder if Cammy's legs could be any buffer, elaborated on some fail, converted a troll (I hope), confirmed a persons existence and then make fun of their existence (all in good fun I hope), found out why we lose interest in games, got advertised too, arranged to meet up, met up...

breathe again, maybe enter a contest.

...ranked more thing, reviewed a bad game, reviewed a good game, played a hard game,played a demo, went all retro up in hurr, and most importantly we fucking saved California!

Yes it was truly a busy day my friends, I'm surprised you all had time to watch all the videos that got posted. What you didn't have time to? Well then, here you go I suggest you start with our brave leaders posted video. Then move on to some cool mod and a cool kill. Now its time to laugh a little and then be deadly serious (CWUTIDIDTHERE). If you enjoy FPS then watch these two videos and get yourself sum learnin.

All right all done time for the rap up which has this link in it because I needed something. Play with each other.



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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18
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Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:02
Excremento
Yay I got recognized!
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:02
whiteboy0869
Fucking Great, entertaining as always. I never make it in though.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:02
Riser Glen
I have yet to see any solid proof that WiiSucks exists.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:03
Cowzilla3
Wow I sort of flip flopped between tenses there...so hard to proof read with massive links between every word.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:04
Cowzilla3
Whiteboy i linked you twice yesterday and came to your defense!
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:04
whiteboy0869
I dunno bout WiiSucks. But how does he blog if he doesn't exist?
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:05
whiteboy0869
o shit, i missed it, sorry. Ill look at it right now, thanks man
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:08
bottled dark
extensive.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:11
Cowzilla3
Fixed! Thanks Dan.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:19
king3vbo
many things happened today. It was good
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 17:45
shipero
All in all, it was a rich full day.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:05
Bob Muir
Good, but not up to your usual standards, Cowzilla.
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 18:49
FuriousGeorge
I read/regret nothing
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 19:15
Spartacus
How do you do that? Are you some sort of BBCode genie?
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 19:39
-D-
I hear Cowzilla faked the lunar landing, pass it on.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 00:22
Brian Szabelski
How you do it, I'll never know. But dear God, keep it up!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 07:46
RICHARD BLOCKER
yeah, every time I try to bb code, my computer headbutts me.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 07:58
Snaileb
The first paragraph was put together so perfectly..
The rest was really clever, as in I SEE WUT U DID THUUUR.. but cereally man good job.. how the fuck do you keep up.
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