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Names Matt Razak and I'm just a gamer with a Wii and a 360. I'm also really, really, really, ridiculously good looking and a ninja...and humble. If you haven't noticed from my selfless self promoting or my Monday reviews I'm a film critic for a living at a local newspaper in Northern Virginia. I write at That VideoGame Blog but my heart will always belong to D-toid.

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Cowzilla3 | 12:58 PM on 01.07.2008 34 comments




This past weekend the Music and Gaming Festival took place and low where gaming is so be Destructoidians. In fact we had gay orgy room all together...errr strike the gay orgy part. Thats right Blindside, Cowzilla3, Knives and Hartoa...haroa...Hartoar...the guy with the red screaming face avatar, you know him, all shared a room with special guest apperances from VWGTI, kaneka and everyone's favorite Advent calendar creator Rockvillian. Of course the highlight of the weekend was bowing before our God Dale North.

The bands were awesome and the games were played. It all went very well, especially with the copious amounts of alchohol we drank. Instead of doing an in depth recap which will get me fired for taking to long to write all this I'm just going to tell you all the top 20 things I learned over the weekend and the show you some photos.

1. Dale North is like Ron Burgundy; kind of a big deal.
2. I rock at crazy PS2 Japanese mini-games involving drums with faces on them and animals in odd clothing.
3. Have you ever got in the elevator and all the buttons have been pressed and you said "Who the Fuck would do this?" It was Blindside.
4. Game music is even more fucking epic then you ever thought.
5. Especially Select Start.
6. REZ not only turns you on via sexy vibration time but also via sexy gameplay time.
7. Blindside "has no idea how he got in the bed."
8. Knives is a marshmellow throwing douche.
9. When people from Destructoid get together they spend as much time drinking and talking about games as they do actually playing games.
10. At 4:30 a.m. McDonald's is serving breakfast not burgers.
11. Never take your shirt off if Blindside has a camera.
12. Knives is from Tiajuana and can also drink an entire bottle of Vodka before passing out on the floor.
13. A gaming convention can have a suprising amount of football fans at it.
14. When you offer to "fluff" the Screw Attack guys "pillow" they'll let you jump on top of their friend Jose as he's trying to go to sleep.
15. The ending to the Simpson's arcade game and Time Crisis are not really worth your time. The ending to QBert is still undiscovered.
16. Screaming Red Face is a Magical Drop beast.
17. Hotel bars are not cheap.
18. Despite most gamers being awesome, some are just competitive dick heads.
19. The Advantage are not as good at Rock Band as they are at playing actual music.
20. Hito...Red Face Screamer and I are now mortal enemies as he tried to kill me with his thoughts.

Now pictures with subtitles like the titles to Friends episodes:


The one where people rocked out


The one where Blindside had a drink


The one where Blindside really didn't like his drink


The one where we all threw up our gang signs. I am evidentlly from the Shocker Gang.


The one where I thought this guy was dressed up like Bob the Builder until everyone looked at me like an idiot

Well there are plenty more but I got to get back to work. Really, if you aren't into the videogame music remixing scene (like I wasn't) you really should be becasue tehse bands are doing some amazing stuff. Otherwise get ready to come to MAGFEst next year so we can all drink like mad men and play vidoegames yet again. Except next year I won't have the heart break of the fucking Redskins losing in the playoffs.



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bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:09
bhive01
So if he wasn't Bob the Builder, then who was he?

Also, Gimli.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:10
tazarthayoot
Holy shit, Blindside drank something? He refused to take a fucking sip of a god damn Rolling Rock at the NARP.

I FEEL CHEATED BLINDSIDE!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:10
tazarthayoot
Also, I really wish I could have gone :(
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:11
Brian Szabelski
Sounds like an epic time. Congrats. :-)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:12
blehman
lol @ the backwards shocker

Also, I'm jealous. I wanna meet some of you guys too.

Cowboys are still better
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:12
shipero
Is there anything better than drunk nerds?

The answer is no, no there is not.
WhiteSpyderZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:12
WhiteSpyderZero
Damn, I wish we had this kinda stuff here in the UK :(
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:13
Colette Bennett
Dale North worship photo = epic.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:14
VWGTI
Glad to have met you all Cow. It was good times.

Also, Screaming Red Face crushed me in Virtua Fighter 4.

Lastly, go Cowboys!
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:18
Hitogoroshi
Awesome fucking time dudes.

I have no idea how you got to Hartoar from Hitogoroshi.

Nothing is truer than Number 16.

Oh.....Twilight Princess is overrated and I wish you were dead.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:18
BahamutZero
redskins? losing? what else is new. That's why I became a Giants fan. which would be ironic, except they're still in the playoffs this year. although I doubt they'll take out dallas. fucking sheli manning can eat a dick. They almost beat the pats...

also magical drop is the best puzzle game ever made.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:19
Cowzilla3
He was from Team Fortress you know the what you ma calls em. I'm totally fucking blanking. See ths is why i thought he was bob the builder.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:20
Hitogoroshi
O fuck almost forgot.

*Throws a marshmallow at Cow's head*
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:21
MaxVest
Dude, you pulled off an index/ring/pinky shocker? That's an intense variation.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:23
SLiFE
Blindside's beard is FUCKING EPIC.
kaneka's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:25
kaneka
man..i was drunk that entire weekend. also placed 6th or 7th in smash bros!! there was no official rank sheet that i know of..oh well, woot!
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:28
JonDarkwood
Who is that wearing what looks like a VT hat???

I was going to go but I suddenly couldn't at the last minute :'''''''''''(
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:29
JonDarkwood
Also nice to see that Magical Drop was indeed available despite some prior concerns
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:30
Cowzilla3
Oh thank god you posted here kaneka, I totally forgot what your s/n was. I was going kataka? no thats not it. kalaaatla? no defintly not...edit will come to include your awesomeness.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:35
VWGTI
That's me with the VT hat Darkwood.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:40
BlindsideDork
HeroGeisha!

And I drank at NARParty...I had a Rolling rock (nasty) and some wierd jello shot thingy....and a tiny bit of jaeger and red bull.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:40
blehman
Apparently VWGTI thinks he's spiderman in that one picture.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:48
tazarthayoot
@Blindside

You drank? Where the fuck was I?

Oh yeah, I was drunk. nvm.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:56
Justin Villasenor
Oh I get it, that last guy is supposed to be an Engineer. Honestly I thought he was Bob the Builder at first glance too.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 13:59
ZekeThePlumber
Blindside and Linde should have a Beard-Off!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 14:06
BluDesign
@ #17

That's why you buy at a liquor store and bring it in the hotel.

Only 50 year old skeeves looking for businessman to screw hang out in hotel bars.

BTW - if you guys were looking for 50 year old skeeves, please disregard the above comment.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 14:14
Rockvillian
Cow, I of course challenge you to a rematch of cooking the happy talking squids.

Also I'm a "poossy", according to Knives. I don't like Crown Royal too much, come on!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 15:23
Samit Sarkar
Haha, this looks like it was a great time. Bob the Builder FTW.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 17:57
Bob Muir
Must be nice, living near Dtoid people...
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 18:02
Knivy
@Rockvillian

Hey, I didn't like it either but that didn't stop me.

***eats marshmallows***
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 18:08
Hitogoroshi
@Necros don't you live with a front page editor?
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 21:07
Thornnn
Looks like y'all had an epic good time.
mills's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2008 18:26
mills
I was there. Are you the guy that hit me in the face with a frisbee at opening ceremoinies??????????
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2008 12:43
Fading Star
Awesome.
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