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Names Matt Razak and I'm just a gamer with a Wii and a 360. I'm also really, really, really, ridiculously good looking and a ninja...and humble. If you haven't noticed from my selfless self promoting or my Monday reviews I'm a film critic for a living at a local newspaper in Northern Virginia. I write at That VideoGame Blog but my heart will always belong to D-toid.

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LOLBAT! Hero for the innernetz
Cowzilla3 | 7:55 AM on 06.30.2008 9 comments




On a scale of 1 to not funny at all I thought this was going to be not funny at all when Mr. Kurtz described it but he pretty much nails it and I laughed. My laughter brings joy to many so I thought I'd share and we could laugh together. Plus I felt I needed more posts with my shirt on for the sake of humanity. Can't read tiny Dtoid photo size? Click here for large American Penis size!



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 08:08
BlindsideDork
I think the Bat Bike got me.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 08:17
galagabug
that was pretty funny.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 08:23
Teta
I am still laughing at the invisible bat bike.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 08:24
B-Radicate
That was pretty damn good if I do say so myself.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 09:10
adultswim810
bat bike wins
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 09:48
Jim Sterling
It was a case of "I see what you did there" until Bat Bike appeared, then I got a big grin.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 09:58
blehman
I lol'd.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 10:33
king3vbo
Bat Bike FTW
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 11:54
Maurice Tan
I laughed out loud.
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