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Cowzilla3 | 10:58 AM on 05.01.2008 9 comments


Montgomery County Recreation Department To Host Wii Tournaments for Seniors

The Montgomery County Recreation Department will host a Wii tournament for Montgomery County seniors – age 55 and above – beginning May 1. Nintendo Wii is the new interactive video sports game that is popular with seniors because it offers stress-free exercise and a fun social atmosphere. Games include video bowling, tennis, baseball and golf.

The tournaments will take place according to the following schedule:

* Thursday, May 1, 10:30 a.m., Margaret Schweinhaut Senior Center, 1000 Forest Glen Rd., Silver Spring;
* Thursday, May 8, 10:30 a.m., Holiday Park Senior Center, 3950 Ferrara Dr., Wheaton;
* Monday, May 12, 10:30 a.m., Long Branch Senior Center, 8700 Piney Branch Rd., Silver Spring; and
* Friday, June 5, 1 p.m., Damascus Senior Center, Rtes. 109 & 27.

Seniors can get a free introduction to Wii at any of the four senior centers.

Seniors can register for one of the four tournaments at their local senior center. Winning participants will advance to the Senior Wii Championship which will be held at the end of June.


I really, really, really never thought I'd see the day that senior centers were holding events centered around a gaming console but here we are. A government sponsored senior event based on gaming. Of course it appears the press release person decided to do absolutely no research on this. I love that the Wii itself is the "interactive video sports game" not the game the Wii plays. I mean really, how fucking unprofessional is that? Every time I poke my head out of the world of people obssesed with videogames I just get depressed but how uneducated the majority of the population is on the topic.

Also the term video bowling died around 1989.



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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 11:06
king3vbo
lol wut
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 11:09
BlackSheep
"Winning participants will advance to the Senior Wii Championship which will be held at the end of June."

(read: incentive to keep living)

I love that they don't let seniors box :)
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 11:11
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The Wii isn't just an interactive video sports game, it's the new interactive video sports game. It's the latest thing, all the replaced hip-sters are playing it.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 11:20
MrSadistic
I think this video-game generation will breed an army of senior citizen super-soldiers.
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 11:27
liquidninja
How did you get the press release?
Are you retired?
Person of Lordly Caliber's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 11:29
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Video Bowling for life!
Just wait til they put Tetris on disc. Those retirement homes will have to teach seniors how to remove the sports game and insert the Tetris game. Nintendo will make a fortune in disc replacement fees.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 12:28
Evil Cheese
[Insert generic joke about Maryland here]. My grandparents love Wii Sports too. Especially because my grandfather is paraplegic.
Mr Kryptonite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 17:02
Mr Kryptonite
Wait...
How did you get that press release? You a senior citizen?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 18:10
Maurice Tan
Senior Wii Championship! I almost misread that and thought it was a mexican tourney. I think they have a NYC Wii senior bowling league as well? And quite a lot of pubs with Wii sports. Damn you. silly informative documentaries and your time consuming nature...
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