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How we can tell if Sonic Unleashed will suck
Cowzilla3 | 1:47 PM on 06.18.2008 23 comments




So plenty of people had responses to this video when Hamza posted it and many of them are correct. QTE can be fun and could work well in a Sonic game but if there is a dependence on them then it's going to fall flat. Let's all remember that the original Sonic Adventure maintained much of the core Sonic gameplay from the 2D days and was actually a lot of fun to play. Sadly, the games went in the opposite direction of what they should and I believe the true signal for this was craptacular songs with lyrics.

Sonic's music has sucked to the point of becoming camp since he went 3D. In an effort to make Sonic cooler than cool Sonic Team thought that really bad songs with generic lines would do it. I'd question their judgement but they were also designing the worst games ever at the same time so you can tell they weren't thinking straight. Since then Sonic's level music has gone from bad to awful culminating in "Seven Rings in Hand" (below) the single (uggg) off of Secret Rings. I personally enjoyed Secret Rings despite its many flaws as it was about speed and timing and knowing how to manuever through a level just like the old Sonic games, so I got plenty of time hearing that song and it dawned on me that the piss poor music was really the sign that the game was not all that it could be. Sonic the Hedgehog was even worse with throbbing techno beats that could only compliment a game as terrible as it was (below the below). The music really signals how incredibly out of touch Sonic and Sonic Team is (was?) with gamers or reality in general.

But now I have hope. The music in this trailer is actually catchy and suprisngly reminsicent on Green Hill Zone. So I now put to you that this is how we will know if Sonic Unleashed will suck or not before it ever comes out. If the trailers continue to have great classic Sonic music we'll know they've actually changed their ways but if the next one has some unknown band singing about "unleashing their speed all over the world" or "speeding down the roadways of life/a blue blur trying to end strife" then we will know it will fail.





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GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:04
GoS-CPT-Stewart
I couldn't help but enjoy the music when I watched that trailer the other day. It's just awesome, and I hope the rest of the game not only has great music, but is fun to play so that I can actually enjoy the music.

God I really hope this game doesn't suck.
Brahms's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:07
Brahms
With vary, very few exceptions (Katamari or Persona, anyone?), video game level music should not have lyrics. Period.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:08
RonBurgandy2010
That music is cringe-inducingly awfull. Thanks, I really needed that. But seriously, your theory is as hilariously bizzare as it is true. Which is a lot.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:13
007
I liked SA2...
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:15
Rockvillian
♫son-ic BOOM!♫

<vomits all over myself>

Yeah, I love the music in the trailer too. Goes with my theory too, that great game music makes up for about 70% of how good I remember a game to be.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:15
njsykora
Sorry what did you say? I was listening to Crush 40.

Videogame music can have lyrics and can be good, I constantly maintain that Crush 40's music is good but in a series which already has had legendary soundtracks (Sonic 2, Sonic 3) it was always going to be a change no-one could really get into.

However, I don't think the lyrical music has every actually gone over gameplay. Going from memory its only ever been used in cutscenes so I don't think the music argument holds any water in relation to the series. Its always been one of its best features in my opinion.

Lets just pretend Sonic R never happened shall we?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:15
Snaileb
I hate all the damn Sonic songs you unlock in Smash Brothers Brawl.

Glad there's still people out there trying to make Sonic fun again, but let's be honest : after the two trailers above, you can't really blame any speculation.
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:18
nicojay
Personally I never did enjoy Dragons Lair.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:18
bloodylip
How you can tell if Sonic Unleashed will suck:

Is Sonic Team developing it?

Yes (it will suck)
No (it might not suck)

Cleared it up for you.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:19
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@NjSYKORA
I'm pretty srue there was lyrics over gameplay in Secret Rings but for the most part you're right the level music is mostly without lyrics but it's still been pretty crappy for a good long time in my opinion especially with the heavy lean towards techno or overplayed guitar solos.
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:24
FuriousGeorge
its simple really..... is michael (jackson) helping witht he music production?

(yes) might not suck

(no) chances of children getting touched fall by 3000%
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:26
Spartacus
You may be on to something. I, too, really liked the music in the new trailer.
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:30
Droll
I think the only way to aproach the Sonic Unleashed, especially after having watched that trailer, is to activly revile its exsistence.
SEGA has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they have no idea how to make modern video games(what was the last good console game Sega actually made? Not necessarily including games SEGA produced, like the recent Total War games). SEGA has not earned the right to be respected, after running that poor Hedgehog through games that are truly spiteful. Better franchises than Sonic have been ruined by games with the similar level of quality of Shadow the Hedgehog, or the recent "reboot" of the franchise.
SEGA needs to earn respect from consumers, and the only way they can do that is to DELIVER the goods. This Trailer is a commercial, and should be treated like a commercial: possibly a lie.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:32
RonBurgandy2010
@007... You're not alone. I thought it was fun. Granted I was really young when it came out so I was still in that whole "games aren't good or bad" thing. Damn was I stupid.

Although, Superman 64 still sucked, so I could be wrong.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:36
Electro Lemon
My lyrics for the original Sonic theme (the one that plays at the beginning of Green Hill Zone)

SONIIIIC, HEDGEHOOOG
HE'S A FUCKING HEEDGEHOG-
SONIIIIC, HEDGEHOOOOG,
STILL A FUCKING HEDGEHOOOG
RUNS FAST
HITS CRABS
GRABS RINGS
AND THOSE SPINNY BLOCKY THINGS
SONIIIC HEDGEHOOOG
WHAT A FUCKING HEDGEHOG
TAILS, SUCK MY BALLS!
Marioland's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:43
Marioland
make believes re-born
let me watch some porn

XD

How about "Can you feel the sunshine" from Sonic R?
Sucky music is attached to sonic these days. Both unleashed trailers have good music. I think it's like Sonic Rush music but a bit more fitting to the levels.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:49
Chocobo Knight
How about starting your expectations at the 'suck' level? This way it will only be up from there upon SU's release.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 14:55
kaciesaurus
rofl @ gyn cobra
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 15:36
LarkOhiya
I STILL think that its not true button responses, but just hints to the player on what to do if they don't see that giant wall up ahead. I don't think they will be in all (later) levels.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 17:07
Y0j1mb0
How we can tell if Sonic Unleashed will suck.. if it's not 2-D it will suck.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 17:13
F Whipple
Everybody's Super Sonic Racing...daadaadada da da daa dadaa

I love that song unashamedly
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2008 17:50
Arttemis
This game looks a thousand times more like a racing game than the upcoming Banjo & Kazooie... and Sonic doesn't even use vehicles.
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