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How to lose a nights sleep with Shaun White Snowboarding: Road Trip
Cowzilla3 | 4:37 PM on 12.02.2008 15 comments


Step 1: Get Shaun White Snowboarding: Road Trip in the mail from the good folks at Ubi.


Step 2: Get a little excited about using your Balance Board for something other than theoretical push-ups you're supposed to be doing.


Step 3:Rearrange living room so that you can play game without standing a foot away from the television.


Step 4: Have your television set up in such a way that it's great for watching from the couch but when one stands and watches one has to bend neck downward to play.


Step 5: Play until stooped and cowled by television placement and one's inability to have the dexterity to control a game with one's feet.


Step 6: Realize you can't sleep because you're kneck hurts to much.


Step 7: Get no sleep. Goal accomplished.



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PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 17:11
PappaDukes
So, yer saying the game is awesome? BTW, with the sweet drawings, it was almost like I was there, in your living room, suffering with you! Cheers!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 17:14
Puppy Licks
so...... 10/10 yes?
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 17:45
garison
I love you.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 17:50
Holyetheline
Get a taller TV stand?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 17:55
Electro Lemon
I just got a review copy of Shaun White Snowboarding from Ubisoft, but I don't have a Wii Balance Board. Plus, I haven't actually played it yet.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 18:29
BlindsideDork
Road Trip?
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 18:31
Zombutler
@Dork

thats the wii version's title
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 18:59
Darren Nakamura
Um, oh!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 19:20
BS3 Owner
No Couches were hurt during this production...
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 19:51
Jonathan Holmes
Awesome post is awesome.

Also, Cowzilla is AWESOME.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 20:21
Maurice Tan
Best review ever!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 20:25
Clockwork
Every blog post should require illustrations as elaborate as these.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 21:47
Cowzilla3
I mean aside from my neck the game was pretty fun. Everyone worked like it should.
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