My fellow Destructoidians... BEHOLD!
THE DESTRUCTOID UNOFFICIAL COMMUNITY VIDEOGAME AWARDS 2008!!!
Best Group Hug
I brought the idea up the other day to some folks around the internet campfire (Hell) that we should honor the best games of the year as a community. Several handfuls of llicit drugs and cases of Guinness later, I present you with the ballot that Hell has produced for this years awards.
DISCLAIMER: This by no means is a definitive list. I'm sure that we forgot about some games that were truly amazing. So if you want a game included on the list that isn't available on the poll, then just do a write- in ballot with the name of the category and game in the comments.
Some of this year's categories include:
Game of the Year
Best Xbox 360 Game
Best PS3 Game
Best use of facial hair in a videogame
The Aborto thefetus "Worse than Cancer" Award
The Videogame Industry Against the Advancement of Minorities Award.. aka The Necros
AND OF COURSE WE CAN'T FORGET
The Unofficial Destructoid Hell "Bag O' Dicks" Award (detailed in my last blog)
So the Unofficial Destructoid Community Hell humbly asks that you participate in what will be the most important voting event this year. Any questions or comments can be forwarded to my ass, because I don't care.
EDIT: Here's the link to the full poll
http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/371914
EDIT 2: All occurrences of the term "IRC" have been changed to the word "hell"
See you in Hell *kisses*
--CountingConflict
Also, I voted.
Also, little known fact... the Nintendo Wii is fucking TRASH. That's why there are no Wii games on the GOTY list. The people in IRC didn't deem it appropriate to name a Wii game when I asked, so it wasn't included on the list. Add one if you'd like however...
Also, EVERYONE SHOULD VOTE FOR THEBEZ FOR BAG O' DICKS AWARD LOLOLOLOL.
I'll count that as a vote for NMH as GOTY then.
Maybe only list console exclusives for 360/PS3 games of the year? Also, where's Madden? I already voted for something else, though.
This is the only thing that Luc Bernard and Eternity's Child could ever win. Come on, people, let's make it happen!
These lists were made by drunk people at 4am mind you...
Example List:
Blast Works
No More Heroes
Super Smash Bros Brawl
Wario Land Shake It
De Blob
Lost Winds
I Vote for No More Heroes for Wii GOTY
Also Limbo of the Lost. Limbo of the mother freaking Lost! Its gonna top Eternity's Child, but I think it deserves a fair shot.
Just sayin.
Needs moar LocoRoco 2! Where are the 'Best developer' and 'Best publisher' sections? And how about an option to add your own game to the list?
Jesus.. read the post people..
Just tell me what you vote for down here in the comments as a write in ballot since Mister Poll doesn't let you do it. We were all drunk (I was drunk) in IRC trying to put this thing together last minute.
Yeah it sucks that I forgot those, but if I changed it now, no one that already did the poll would be able to vote on it. Maybe I can do smaller votes via C-blog before I release the results. Thanks for bringing it up though... especially soundtrack (I facepalmed when I read that)
There. I said it.
also, i voted, i deserve a prize to be shipped to my house.
Also may I suggest an addition for the best beard category?
Best beard: Zangief
I need to spend more time in the IRC channel.