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10:14 AM on 06.08.2013

Megabyte Punch: Better Than That PiPhi Punch That Made Me Blackout at Homecoming

Next thing I knew I was being shown pictures of myself wearing the school mascots giant Thomas Jefferson mask and I'd suddenly become single... but that's a story for another day. Today I'm here to tell you about Couch Crab...   read

9:29 AM on 06.02.2013

VeggieTales: LarryBoy and the Bad Apple. The most unintentionally funny game yet

Many suns have set since we last cavorted merrily about our strange times playing the Japanese Rhythm game Project Diva F. We've seen Xbox One and Ps4 rumors come and go. We've seen a young caterpillar grown into a beautifu...   read

8:45 AM on 05.28.2013

Presenting the Latest Sensation in Japanese Arcades: Project Diva

A silence. That calm before the storm. You have one moment. Once chance. Will you take it, or will you roll your eyes at this blatant Eminem reference? These are the thoughts buzzing through the heads of the Couch Crabs. Fo...   read

7:19 AM on 05.23.2013

Have You Ever Contracted Crabs from Your Couch?: An Introduction

[img=600x400] What happens when you search "Couch Crabs"? Well, you get a few humourous yahoo answers pages asking about whether or not the afor...   read

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