Being a gamer. Nothing quite like it eh? Settling down in your comfy chair. Controller in hand. Ready to 'pwn some l33t ass'. But what really makes a
great gaming session?
Snacks! Doritoes, sweeties, popcorn, crisps, chips, dips, you sir's. Are about to die. 'Cuase of are busy gaming sessions, we dont have time to cook
real food. Snacks are our freinds, our allies infact. Damn, gamers are very
special people. Were constantly hungry and never satisfied. So we consume the innocents. The all-mighty and unfortunatly tasty. Yet we never feel sorrorw? Monsters.
But the snacks, they do fight back. They dont
want you consuming them. They will deploy there cheesy droppings on your controller. They will slip their dip on your thumbs. Hell, they'll even choke you if they have to. All these things prevent you playing to your tip-top standards.
So maybe next time, you should eat meals at regular intervals and save our freinds and our skills. Or, just keep a napkin nearby.
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I could go for a nice big fat chip right now.
Twiglets make me violent.
Look at all this vicious salt!!! I NEED BUTTER!
Hey let me just say welcome to dtoid. This was really interesting idea for a blog, but it wasn't quite long enough. Try a look at some of the more popular blogs (not one where comments just yell at the poster). It's good to have a few paragraphs and I nice rule of thumb is to ask yourself, "If I take away the pictures do people still need to scroll down a little just because of the text". That should tell you that you have a good blog going. Above all, WELCOME!! Hope you don't suck :P
i like snacking hwhile playing but the greasey mess i could go without, pretzels work wonders when you're playing, chips and cheetos just make way too much mess and when they get on the controller its a matter of life and death in some instances. i hate chip/cheeto finger.
Cheesy thumbs are the worst, but loading times are so lonely otherwise.
dude a combo of gummie bears and corn nuts equals a fist full of awesome gaming snackage.
@Eternalplayer - Cheers for the tips. I thought it was going to be much longer too. But once I got to the end of the second paragraph, I thought "Wait...There isn't an awful lot you can write about food...". Or it might have been cuase I was tired. And I'm full of BS/ excuses.
I like green snacks before I play games..........and I ain't talkin 'bout no mold.
lol @ "freinds"
Welcome to dtoid, try to spell better next time.
EDS - I'm pretty sure thats how you spell freinds in the U.K...Or at least thats how I've been taught to spell it...