As much as I dig your usual writing, the second half of this post had me laughing aloud, no joke. Surprised Renegade Ops won out over PJS... must be really good...
Also loving the production values in this post. I feel like those pictures looked pretty sharp. Can't wait for the next BAR!
Also loving the production values in this post. I feel like those pictures looked pretty sharp. Can't wait for the next BAR!
loved the award names at the end there. question though, how good is bulletstorm next to the demo. really enjoyed the demo but i never felt it warranted me jumping on it after having so many other fps games.
Arkham City was my GOTY.
Nothing like being surrounded by a bunch of hired goons, whilst Batman waited for Strange to finish his dumb speech. You knew it was going to end with 25+ Hit Combo of PAAAAAAAIN!
Nothing like being surrounded by a bunch of hired goons, whilst Batman waited for Strange to finish his dumb speech. You knew it was going to end with 25+ Hit Combo of PAAAAAAAIN!
You get a fap from me because you went a little bit different for these awards and it worked in the best possible way.
I'd spend some time in your ventilation shaft, if you know what I'm saying.
I'm saying I dug this blog, is what I'm saying.
I'm saying I dug this blog, is what I'm saying.
Hmm, maybe I should check out Bulletstorm....
Have I told you how wonderful these quick-hit reviews are for the chronically lazy such as myself?
Have I told you how wonderful these quick-hit reviews are for the chronically lazy such as myself?
I was going to applaud the creativity of the awards until:
You just have to rub it in, don't you Mr. Fancy Turtle Man!
You just have to rub it in, don't you Mr. Fancy Turtle Man!
Having not played Dead Space 2 yet, I fully support Gears of War 3 as best third person shooter! But Bulletstorm?! Then again, at least in Bulletstorm you weren't attempting to sneak your way through a room full of opponents only to end up in a gun battle time and time again.
I was going to say exactly what Caiters said, haha. Also, I think I might have to check out Bulletstorm now.
Whoa! Massive response post incoming...
knutaf - You'll have to download the Renegade Ops demo and let me know what you think! I loved the controls and overall presentation more than PJS but I wouldn't say it's necessarily better.
Kyle MacGregor - Yeah, Shadows of the Damned was crazy. I thought I had a Boner-related award cooked up but I guess it got lost in the shuffle.
Konnery - If you enjoyed the combat from the demo, the full game goes way deeper. There are some great environmental kills and some of the later guns are really fun to use. On top of all that, it's just a really entertaining story. It's cheap now too, you should check it out!
Stevil - Arkham City was fucking fantastic. I really can't wait to see what Rocksteady does next.
earthnerd - Thanks man! Love your avatar by the way.
Nihil - A lot of these awards were one-offs but I could see Mass Effect 3 creeping me out a little. The eyes in that game always look so wet and real but the faces never quite make it all the way. We'll have to see!
Sean Daisy - I'm glad you liked it! This was my first awards ceremony so I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.
BurnxAsxEmbers - Hahaha, thanks man.
Beyamor - I'd leave my vent cover open for you if you know what I'm sayin'. I'm saying that I'd be pantsless is what I'm saying.
Handy - I think I have a thing for ridiculous violence so I'm sure that has something to do with my love of Bulletstorm. You'll have to let me know what you think of it. As far as the length, I've always found it difficult to read entire reviews so the B/AR is my answer to that. I'm glad you like it!
Magnalon - You are welcome!
Mr Andy Dixon - Your ability to insert a "boner" into any situation is impressive. Wait.....fuck.
manasteel88 - I knew it. You jelly.
CelicaCrazed - :D
Edward Zhao - That's the highest compliment of all. I hope you dig it as much as I do!
Char Aznable - Thanks!
Jaded - Yay, Jaded sighting! Make no mistake - I really enjoyed my time with Deus Ex HR. I wish I could have given Deus Ex more praise because it definitely deserves it. I want to live in the future city they created, you know, except for all the oppressive police forces and limb stealing and stuff.
Caitlin Cooke - It's like an anime version of Q-bert laden with lots of relationship drama, right? Maybe I'll try it someday but then again maybe not...
SteezyXL - 8==>~~~
bbain - These were limited to games that I covered in the B/AR only. Sorry!
COM 01 - Thanks for proofreading and being my motivator!
Wrenchfarm - Thanks man! I'm trying to decide on format changes but it will definitely be coming back!
Kraid - I absolutely loved parts of Alice MR but it got to the point where I just couldn't continue anymore. It's like they ran out of ideas a third of the way through development! The game was TOO DAMN LONG!
knutaf - You'll have to download the Renegade Ops demo and let me know what you think! I loved the controls and overall presentation more than PJS but I wouldn't say it's necessarily better.
Kyle MacGregor - Yeah, Shadows of the Damned was crazy. I thought I had a Boner-related award cooked up but I guess it got lost in the shuffle.
Konnery - If you enjoyed the combat from the demo, the full game goes way deeper. There are some great environmental kills and some of the later guns are really fun to use. On top of all that, it's just a really entertaining story. It's cheap now too, you should check it out!
Stevil - Arkham City was fucking fantastic. I really can't wait to see what Rocksteady does next.
earthnerd - Thanks man! Love your avatar by the way.
Nihil - A lot of these awards were one-offs but I could see Mass Effect 3 creeping me out a little. The eyes in that game always look so wet and real but the faces never quite make it all the way. We'll have to see!
Sean Daisy - I'm glad you liked it! This was my first awards ceremony so I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.
BurnxAsxEmbers - Hahaha, thanks man.
Beyamor - I'd leave my vent cover open for you if you know what I'm sayin'. I'm saying that I'd be pantsless is what I'm saying.
Handy - I think I have a thing for ridiculous violence so I'm sure that has something to do with my love of Bulletstorm. You'll have to let me know what you think of it. As far as the length, I've always found it difficult to read entire reviews so the B/AR is my answer to that. I'm glad you like it!
Magnalon - You are welcome!
Mr Andy Dixon - Your ability to insert a "boner" into any situation is impressive. Wait.....fuck.
manasteel88 - I knew it. You jelly.
CelicaCrazed - :D
Edward Zhao - That's the highest compliment of all. I hope you dig it as much as I do!
Char Aznable - Thanks!
Jaded - Yay, Jaded sighting! Make no mistake - I really enjoyed my time with Deus Ex HR. I wish I could have given Deus Ex more praise because it definitely deserves it. I want to live in the future city they created, you know, except for all the oppressive police forces and limb stealing and stuff.
Caitlin Cooke - It's like an anime version of Q-bert laden with lots of relationship drama, right? Maybe I'll try it someday but then again maybe not...
SteezyXL - 8==>~~~
bbain - These were limited to games that I covered in the B/AR only. Sorry!
COM 01 - Thanks for proofreading and being my motivator!
Wrenchfarm - Thanks man! I'm trying to decide on format changes but it will definitely be coming back!
Kraid - I absolutely loved parts of Alice MR but it got to the point where I just couldn't continue anymore. It's like they ran out of ideas a third of the way through development! The game was TOO DAMN LONG!
Ah, Corduroy. You are teh best.
Really great awards, man. You have some good game taste-buds. Almost fantastic.
Really great awards, man. You have some good game taste-buds. Almost fantastic.
It's pretty awesome, I just beat it last night. Very addicting for a game that makes me want to slit my wrists.
Dead Space 2 eye scene is tattooed on my heart. Your reviews are just lovely even if Dead Space 2 is so much better than Gears according to my subjective factual opinion.
smurfee mcgee - I'm sorry about Pilotwings Resort. If it wasn't on Woohoo Island, I probably wouldn't have been so hard on it. Thanks again for the topsauce!
Dr Rainbow - Thanks man!
Caitlin Cooke - D:
Occam - Dead Space 2 was amazing but I'm pretty sure you didn't even play Gears of War 3! Well, I could be wrong about that. At least we can agree that Darksiders 2 is our most anticipated game of 2012.
Elsa - Haha, yeah. That was the first of the quick awards that I thought up. It's funny cause it's true!
Dr Rainbow - Thanks man!
Caitlin Cooke - D:
Occam - Dead Space 2 was amazing but I'm pretty sure you didn't even play Gears of War 3! Well, I could be wrong about that. At least we can agree that Darksiders 2 is our most anticipated game of 2012.
Elsa - Haha, yeah. That was the first of the quick awards that I thought up. It's funny cause it's true!

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