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I got an NES for Christmas when I was 6.
I'm 31 now.
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The Buy it/Avoid it Report - back issues
#001 - Ilomilo, Uncharted 2, Infinity Blade, Pac-Man CE DX, Battlefield BC2: Vietnam, PixelJunk Shooter
#002 - Batman: Brave & Bold, DJ Hero 2, Dead Space 2, Bionic Commando Rearmed, Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Bulletstorm
#003 - Pokemon Black/White, PixelJunk Shooter 2, Monster Tale, God of War III, BIT.TRIP RUNNER, Torchlight
#004 - Portal 2, Steel Diver, Sin & Punishment Star Successor, Pilotwings Resort, Crysis 2, Blocks That Matter
#005 - L.A. Noire, Alice Madness Returns, Resident Evil Mercenaries 3D, Shadows of the Damned
#006 - GoldenEye 007, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, AC: Brotherhood, Sword & Sworcery EP, Trenched
#007 - Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Jetpack Joyride, Gears of War 3, The Binding of Isaac, Renegade Ops
#008 - Dark Souls, League of Evil, Uncharted 3, Batman: Arkham City, Super Mario 3D Land
#009 - The Buy it/Avoid it Report's Awards - 2011
#010 - Spelunky, Max Payne 3, Trials Evolution, Mario Kart 7, Escape Goat
#011 - Super Hexagon, Tekken Tag Tournament 2, Lollipop Chainsaw, Mark of the Ninja

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Hello gamers! Welcome to the year 2012!

For those who don't know, I write a semi-regular blog series known as The Buy it/Avoid it Report which features mini-reviews for a handful of games I'm playing at the time. Now that 2011 has come to a close, it feels like the perfect time to take a look back and hand out some pointless awards! You aren't sick of these types of blogs yet, are you?

Over the last 12 months I've covered over 40 games in the B/AR. In all honesty though, I played even more than that. Some don't hold my attention long enough to get mentioned and others get left out due to time constraints. For the sake of these awards I'll be focusing only on the games that I included in the B/AR over the course of 2011.

I only mention this because two little games known as Skyrim and Skyward Sword haven't been featured yet. For this reason, they will not be winning any awards and won't even be mentioned outside of this paragraph. Needless to say, they are both fantastic games and are already showered with enough praise as it is. Okay, enough disclaimers.

Let's do this!

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>> Bulletstorm?! Fuck. Yes. While the entire FPS genre dissolves into a bunch of multiplayer-focused clones, Bulletstorm stands alone as a glorious example of what can happen when you think outside the box. The mix of unique weapons, kill-with-skill scoring system and crazy sci-fi story all blended together to not only create one of my favorite games this year, but one of my favorite FPS games of all time. If you skipped this one because of the sloppy marketing campaign, you missed out on something really special.

Honorable mentions:
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Battlefield Bad Company 2: Vietnam

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>> Choosing between this and Dead Space 2 was freaking tough but I had to go with my heart on this one. It's no secret: I love Gears of War 3. The 4-player campaign is a blast, even after multiple playthroughs. Beast and Horde mode satisfy my co-op urges and the competitive multiplayer is, to put it simply, the best. For me, its the complete package. I love it so much that I find myself playing it even when most of my friends are online playing other multiplayer games. Yes, I enjoy this game more than human friendship. Sad but true.

Honorable mentions:
Dead Space 2
Shadows of the Damned

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>> Sure, Portal 2 may seem like the obvious choice but it's really the only choice. I mean, what other puzzle game delivers such a high quality experience? What other game has such fantastic dialog? What other game has a better trio of characters than GLaDOS, Wheatley and Cave Johnson? It's insane. For a game that is essentially about shooting holes through walls and pressing buttons, it completely blew me away. Portal 2 simply has no faults and I don't care if you agree with me or not!

Honorable mentions:
Illomilo
Blocks That Matter

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>> By blending some of the best aspects of the 2D and 3D Mario games, Super Mario 3D Land managed to find that magical sweet spot between new and nostalgia. What I found most refreshing was the game's use of 3D. The added depth gave subtle clues as to items hidden in the background, made it easer to judge jumps and worked really well with the game's colorful pallet. I'll let you discover it for yourself but unlocking Secret World was one of my happiest gaming moments this year. If you've got a 3DS, you need this game!

Honorable mentions:
Monster Tale
League of Evil

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>> Such a great game. Though the premise of a chunk of Gotham City being walled off and turned into a giant super-prison is perhaps a little farfetched, it serves as the perfect backdrop for some classic Batman action. Arkham City features hands down the best combat system for dealing with groups of enemies that I've ever used. It's so fun that I would often swoop in on some thugs for no reason other than to beat the piss out of them. On top of all the great action, Arkham City also has an engaging story and features so many villains that I eventually just threw my hands up and stopped counting.

Honorable mentions:
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

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>> The Binding of Isaac is like no other game I've ever played. As Isaac ventures deeper into the basement he comes across wire hangers, lipstick, prescription medication, tarot cards, slot machines, satanic literature, women's underwear and an insane amount of other strange items he must use to help him survive. With completely random dungeon layouts and enemy placement, no two Isaac playthroughs are ever the same. I'd say infinite replayability is a good thing, wouldn't you?

Honorable mentions:
Infinity Blade
Torchlight

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>> If you're asking yourself "Why should I play Regengade Ops?", you need to examine the screenshot above. Can you tell what's going on? Me either! Not since the amazing Just Cause 2 has pure destruction and insanity brought me such joy. It's the perfect game to load up when you just don't want to think anymore. In fact, it's a real shame that I didn't played this more over the busy holiday season. It would have been the perfect stress reliever.

Honorable mentions:
PixelJunk Shooter
Sin & Punishment Star Successor

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>> I was excited when I heard that one of my favorite modes from Resident Evil 4 was getting a dedicated game on the Nintendo 3DS. After playing it for about 5 minutes, I felt betrayed. As I played further, I got angry. The lack of new content, poor execution and overall apathetic approach shows that this game was rushed out the door with little regard for the player. What could have been a jeweled crown of excellence ended up being a horrible smelly turd. What a waste of time.

Dishonorable mentions:
Alice: Madness Returns
Pilotwings Resort

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Honorable mention: BIT.TRIP RUNNER

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Honorable mention: Pokemon Black/White

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Honorable mention: Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet

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Honorable mention: God of War III

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Honorable mention: Batman Arkham City

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Honorable mention: Nope, just L.A. Noire

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Honorable mention: the dude from Deus Ex: Human Revolution

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Honorable mention: the other eyeball scene in Dead Space 2

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Honorable mention: Superbrothers Sword & Sworcery EP

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Honorable mention: Steel Diver

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Oh man, I think that's enough.

Wow, it's been a great year! I now turn my thoughts to all of the awesome games that loom on the horizon - Soulcalibur V, Diablo III, Fez, Trials Evolution, Spelunky HD, Bioshock Infinite and Mass Effect 3!! I can't wait! Of course I'll keep you all updated on what I'm playing as long as you keep reading.

See you around!

-CT



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As much as I dig your usual writing, the second half of this post had me laughing aloud, no joke. Surprised Renegade Ops won out over PJS... must be really good...

Also loving the production values in this post. I feel like those pictures looked pretty sharp. Can't wait for the next BAR!
Great list. Nice to see Shadows of the Damned get a mention. lul Pilotwings
loved the award names at the end there. question though, how good is bulletstorm next to the demo. really enjoyed the demo but i never felt it warranted me jumping on it after having so many other fps games.
Arkham City was my GOTY.

Nothing like being surrounded by a bunch of hired goons, whilst Batman waited for Strange to finish his dumb speech. You knew it was going to end with 25+ Hit Combo of PAAAAAAAIN!
Awesome! Love what you did with the blog :)
Wondering what'll win "The Faces Kinda Creeped Me Out" award this year...
You get a fap from me because you went a little bit different for these awards and it worked in the best possible way.
One word: Great.
Now its three... Shit. Seven. Fuck.
I'd spend some time in your ventilation shaft, if you know what I'm saying.

I'm saying I dug this blog, is what I'm saying.
Hmm, maybe I should check out Bulletstorm....

Have I told you how wonderful these quick-hit reviews are for the chronically lazy such as myself?
Thanks again for these.
The names of your random awards had me laughing my boner off!
I was going to applaud the creativity of the awards until:



You just have to rub it in, don't you Mr. Fancy Turtle Man!
Haha awesome!
Well, that made me purchase the Binding of Isaac. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Great work, I love this feature.
Having not played Dead Space 2 yet, I fully support Gears of War 3 as best third person shooter! But Bulletstorm?! Then again, at least in Bulletstorm you weren't attempting to sneak your way through a room full of opponents only to end up in a gun battle time and time again.
Aw, no Catherine for Best Puzzle or Too Damn Hard? Awesome list regardless!
I was going to say exactly what Caiters said, haha. Also, I think I might have to check out Bulletstorm now.
Gotta really give you props for the editing skills, love the Batman one best!
Awesome wrap up to an awesome year. I look forwad to more Buy it/Avoid it in 2012!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T LIKE ALICE:MADNESS RETURNS?!!!!

Great blog, btw. :P
Whoa! Massive response post incoming...

knutaf - You'll have to download the Renegade Ops demo and let me know what you think! I loved the controls and overall presentation more than PJS but I wouldn't say it's necessarily better.

Kyle MacGregor - Yeah, Shadows of the Damned was crazy. I thought I had a Boner-related award cooked up but I guess it got lost in the shuffle.

Konnery - If you enjoyed the combat from the demo, the full game goes way deeper. There are some great environmental kills and some of the later guns are really fun to use. On top of all that, it's just a really entertaining story. It's cheap now too, you should check it out!

Stevil - Arkham City was fucking fantastic. I really can't wait to see what Rocksteady does next.

earthnerd - Thanks man! Love your avatar by the way.

Nihil - A lot of these awards were one-offs but I could see Mass Effect 3 creeping me out a little. The eyes in that game always look so wet and real but the faces never quite make it all the way. We'll have to see!

Sean Daisy - I'm glad you liked it! This was my first awards ceremony so I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.

BurnxAsxEmbers - Hahaha, thanks man.

Beyamor - I'd leave my vent cover open for you if you know what I'm sayin'. I'm saying that I'd be pantsless is what I'm saying.

Handy - I think I have a thing for ridiculous violence so I'm sure that has something to do with my love of Bulletstorm. You'll have to let me know what you think of it. As far as the length, I've always found it difficult to read entire reviews so the B/AR is my answer to that. I'm glad you like it!

Magnalon - You are welcome!

Mr Andy Dixon - Your ability to insert a "boner" into any situation is impressive. Wait.....fuck.

manasteel88 - I knew it. You jelly.

CelicaCrazed - :D

Edward Zhao - That's the highest compliment of all. I hope you dig it as much as I do!

Char Aznable - Thanks!

Jaded - Yay, Jaded sighting! Make no mistake - I really enjoyed my time with Deus Ex HR. I wish I could have given Deus Ex more praise because it definitely deserves it. I want to live in the future city they created, you know, except for all the oppressive police forces and limb stealing and stuff.

Caitlin Cooke - It's like an anime version of Q-bert laden with lots of relationship drama, right? Maybe I'll try it someday but then again maybe not...

SteezyXL - 8==>~~~

bbain - These were limited to games that I covered in the B/AR only. Sorry!

COM 01 - Thanks for proofreading and being my motivator!

Wrenchfarm - Thanks man! I'm trying to decide on format changes but it will definitely be coming back!

Kraid - I absolutely loved parts of Alice MR but it got to the point where I just couldn't continue anymore. It's like they ran out of ideas a third of the way through development! The game was TOO DAMN LONG!
Ah, Corduroy. You are teh best.
Really great awards, man. You have some good game taste-buds. Almost fantastic.
Fuck yeah, Bulletstorm. Amazing list!
It's pretty awesome, I just beat it last night. Very addicting for a game that makes me want to slit my wrists.
Dead Space 2 eye scene is tattooed on my heart. Your reviews are just lovely even if Dead Space 2 is so much better than Gears according to my subjective factual opinion.
LOL! I particularly liked the "most time spent in ventilation shafts" award! :)
smurfee mcgee - I'm sorry about Pilotwings Resort. If it wasn't on Woohoo Island, I probably wouldn't have been so hard on it. Thanks again for the topsauce!

Dr Rainbow - Thanks man!

Caitlin Cooke - D:

Occam - Dead Space 2 was amazing but I'm pretty sure you didn't even play Gears of War 3! Well, I could be wrong about that. At least we can agree that Darksiders 2 is our most anticipated game of 2012.

Elsa - Haha, yeah. That was the first of the quick awards that I thought up. It's funny cause it's true!

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