My name is Eric. I'm 33.
Here are some random things I'm into:
The Buy it/Avoid it Report - back issues #001 - Ilomilo, Uncharted 2, Infinity Blade, Pac-Man CE DX, Battlefield BC2: Vietnam, PixelJunk Shooter #002 - Batman: Brave & Bold, DJ Hero 2, Dead Space 2, Bionic Commando Rearmed, Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Bulletstorm #003 - Pokemon Black/White, PixelJunk Shooter 2, Monster Tale, God of War III, BIT.TRIP RUNNER, Torchlight #004 - Portal 2, Steel Diver, Sin & Punishment Star Successor, Pilotwings Resort, Crysis 2, Blocks That Matter #005 - L.A. Noire, Alice Madness Returns, Resident Evil Mercenaries 3D, Shadows of the Damned #006 - GoldenEye 007, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, AC: Brotherhood, Sword & Sworcery EP, Trenched #007 - Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Jetpack Joyride, Gears of War 3, The Binding of Isaac, Renegade Ops #008 - Dark Souls, League of Evil, Uncharted 3, Batman: Arkham City, Super Mario 3D Land #009 - The Buy it/Avoid it Report's Awards - 2011 #010 - Spelunky, Max Payne 3, Trials Evolution, Mario Kart 7, Escape Goat #011 - Super Hexagon, Tekken Tag Tournament 2, Lollipop Chainsaw, Mark of the Ninja
The Play it/Avoid it Report - back issues #001 - Bioshock Infinite, Darksiders II, Dead Space 3, Far Cry 3, Sleeping Dogs, Tomb Raider
Secret Moon Base - episodes Subscribe on iTunes - a podcast about video games and other stuff with my pals knutaf and Occam
I was completely blown away by the response to this contest! I guess when you dangle free games in front of a group of rabid video game lovers, it garners a response. Who knew? In fact, this contest was so fun that I will be using this format for any of my subsequent contests. Basically, THANKS! It worked out better than I could have hoped and all the praise falls to you guys. Leave it to the Destructoid community to produce pure awesomeness!
Let's get down to the winners! I figured what better way to unveil the winners than to caption a screenshot in their honor? Here we go!
I ended up choosing this one because it caught me by surprise. The obvious choice when captioning that pic would have been to have Cole Phelps yelling something out of anger, not thanking a couple for having him over for dinner. It's ridiculous, yes, but also unexpectedly hilarious. Well done, manasteel88!
I originally chose this picture because of the dumb look on the main character's face. I figured most captions would focus on the girl being carried away but I didn't expect it to be explained as a transaction for belt straps! It was such a silly concept that it ultimately won me over. Nice job, Handy!
I hope there aren't any hard feelings out there. There were a ton of fantastic submissions and it was hard as hell picking only one winner in each category. I even used an impartial third party (that will go unnamed) to help me narrow down the finalist. It was tough!
I have runner ups chosen on the off chance that the winners don't want their winnings. Thanks again to every single person that took part in this! You all warm my dark, calloused heart. I hope you'll all take part in the next one!
Winners! Send me a PM with your address, if you would be so kind. Congratulations!