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(Pro Tip: It'll need to be WAY funnier than this ^ . Also, you can't use that picture.)

Hey there. Would you like to win a free copy of LA Noire for the Xbox 360 or The Witcher 2 for the PC? I was lucky enough to have a copy of each of these games fall into my lap earlier today and I thought I'd be a pal and share them with my friends here on Destructoid. If you're interested, here's what you'll have to do for me:

1) Write a funny caption for one of the pictures below.
Get creative! Bonus points for actually inserting voice/thought bubbles into the picture.

2) The screenshot you caption will be considered an entry to win that game.
Basically, don't caption an LA Noire screenshot in order to win The Witcher 2, dummy.

3) Only one entry per picture, please.
You have a maximum of two shots at winning either game, if you write a caption for each of the four pictures. Entering more than that will count as a disqualification from the contest.

4) Don't spam the comments!
I understand that you don't have an Xbox 360, a decent PC, or a sense of humor. That sucks dude. However, I don't want to hear about that in the comments! This will work out a lot better if a majority of the comments are actual entries. Thanks!

5) You must be a resident of THE PLANET EARTH.
There are NO restrictions in regards to where you live. I'll find you and ship your game to you, I promise.

6) Fap.
It is polite, after all.

For LA Noire on the Xbox 360:





For The Witcher 2:





There you go kids. Have at it! I will stop taking entries on Monday May 23rd at 11:59pm CST. Have a great weekend and good luck!



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Good luck to all the entrants. This sure is nice of Mr. Corduroy Turtle to do this.... Esecially with 2 brand spanking new games. Benefits of the job eh? ;)
10 bucks says someone will caption the first L.A. Noire one with: "You're tearing me apart Lisa!".
I may be getting a 360 next month, so here it goes!



I apologize if nobody finds this entry punny.

Head: It's what's for Dinner. OR If a head falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


Hmmmm, the marks on her neck must mean she died of... latex poisoning from the condom of her jilted lover... Damn CSI making me think all these cases involve sex. OR Hmmm, that looks like a bloody tire track on her neck. Find that 18 yr old neighbor boy Timmy, we need to interrogate him and see if they had interco... DAMN YOU CSI!
PS. "You have a maximum of two shots at winning either game, if you write a caption for each of the four pictures. Entering more than that will count as a disqualification from the contest."

I felt that implied I could do two captions for one photo per game, as I am entitled to four captions. Hopefully that makes sense. Thanks for this opportunity and you have also been heartily FAPPED!



I gave you a chance with the IPad Jobs, this time you've taken the yearly iterations to FAR!


I've seen enough Twin Peaks to know the action plan, All I need is a slice cherry pie and a damn good cup of coffee to solve this case!


Since we're only allowed one entry per pic I had a hard time choosing what to say. I almost chose to say "Freeze or I'll bite your dick off," but I decided to go with this one instead
meteorscrap wins :D
Can I combine two pictures into one entry? Like this....




Good stuff, right here.
These are awesome.
I want LA Noire badly.



Higher Res Version
I misread the rules. I didn't know I could make an entry for each image for LA Noire. Here is another. You might want to view it at higher resolution to read what's on the letter.



Higher Res Version

Did I mention that I really want this game?
Err, I appologise for making this more awkward but how do you post a photo on a comment, im not very experienced with this kind of thing. Cheers.
For some reason, this is the first thing that came to my mind with one of the LA Noire pictures:

Nic128 made me laugh uncontrollably.
Them references.
It looks like the competition for LA Noire is really heating up! While there aren't as many entries for the Witcher 2 yet, the few that have been posted have me cracking up. Great job so far!
You can't post any of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody without finishing the song.

That is completely unacceptable!
@ falsenipple - Ok, if you say so
OK, this is the right comment box, I'm sure of it.






I blame the adjacent picture of Tobias Funke in your bio for this one.





Sorry for the double post, i





Sorry for the inconvinience and thanks for the contest!
The generosity and love of the Dtoid community never ceases to amaze me. You are a prince among men CT!
well that didn't work right ಠ_ಠ

http://i.imgur.com/tDuEe.jpg
Ok, i fail. HARD.
Here the links:
http://img560.imageshack.us/i/56866198006witcher2capt.jpg/
http://img810.imageshack.us/i/56866198006witcher2capt.jpg/
http://img691.imageshack.us/i/56866198006lanoirecapti.jpg/
http://img17.imageshack.us/i/56866198006lanoirecapti.jpg/

Thanks for the contest and the attention :)
That's it, folks!

Now I'll go into my cave and figure out a way to only pick two winners out of this entire lot of hilarity. Thanks to all who participated and good luck!
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