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Hey Destructoid Cblog readers. Happy Saturday to you all. Would you like to score yourself a free copy of Rayman Origins or The Gunstringer (w/ Fruit Ninja Kinect) for the Xbox 360? Okay, answering "yes" was step one but continue reading to find out what will be required of you. It'll be fun, I promise.

Does anyone remember when I held the original Corduroy Turtle's Caption Contest back in May? I had an absolutely wonderful time and some great laughs too. Help me recapture that magic. The rules are pretty simple:

1) Write a funny caption for one of the pictures below!
Copy one (or all 6) of the pictures I've provided below and put some words on it that will make people laugh and post it in the comment section below! Notice I said "funny" and not racist or lame. That's important to remember. I use (don't make fun of me) but you're free to use whatever program you like.

2) The screenshot you choose will be considered as an entry for that game!
This would seem to be pretty obvious but I felt I should clarify anyway. If you caption a Rayman pic, that's an entry to win Rayman. If you caption Gunstringer, it's an entry to win Gunstringer. Simple right? Also, for those that want to do a funny caption just for fun, I can totally dig that. Just put a note somewhere in your comment that says "just for fun" and it will not be considered as an entry. :)

3) Only one entry per picture please!
Yes, you can enter up to a maximum of 6 times all together but keep your entries to one per picture. I realize you're bursting with comedic material but please don't spam the comments. I want this to be a fair contest so be nice!

Note: These games are all NTSC versions!
If you win, I'm willing to ship these games anywhere, wherever you live whether in Bolivia or Milwaukee, but keep in mind that these games will only play on NTSC U/C compatible Xbox 360 consoles. However, they are sealed copies so even if you can't play it, maybe you could resell it and use the money for groceries or something. That's up to you!

Here are your comedic caption canvases:

Rayman Origins

Gunstringer w/ Fruit Ninja Kinect

That's it! Don't stress out, have fun and keep in mind that the contest deadline is Monday 12/12/11 at 12:00 pm CST, so no rush. You have all weekend to think of something awesome. Go!

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