Oh my, those are some gorgeous people. Another PAX Prime is in the books and it was an absolutely wonderful time, as expected. After waiting patiently all year, it's a shame that it flew by so fast! Why can't all Dtoiders just live in the same city? It would make hanging out a lot easier, just saying.
I'll tackle this blog in a similar manner as last year, just pictures and captions. No one wants to read an in-depth six paragraph description of my Gears of War: Judgement
comeback win, right? Didn't think so. It was pretty amazing though. A real heartwarming, underdog story. I'm actually kind of hurt that you don't want to hear about it. Whatever, man.
Before PAX started, the group and I decided to check out the Seattle Gum Wall. I was not impressed.
Outside the convention center, I ran into mega-collector Funktastic
! He treated Handy with the honor and respect he deserves. A true gentleman. (Special appearance by my finger.)
The handsome yet humble Niero
was kind enough to pose with Handy as well! Side note: I'm pretty sure the guy in the SEGA shirt farted.
I saw Beyamor
and Law of Thermal Dynamics
flashing gang signs at each other while waiting in line for the Destructoid panel. Law contorted his body in an attempt to cover Bey's face. So close!
Dtoid staffers Jordan Devore
and Conrad Zimmerman
also posed with Handy. Unfortunately Conrad was distracted by someone nearby drinking a raspberry smoothie. He really wanted a sip!
I found Sonic
hanging out near the Sega booth. He looked piiiiiissed.
The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers
wanted some sweet Handy action too. Really love the lighting in this room.
I was really excited to finally see Girl with Big Sword
and Girl with Big Gun Arm
at PAX! Their costumes were accurate and well made. (Somebody help me out here...)
A convincing MGS4 Meryl
was on the show floor as well! Unfortunately that guy that constantly poops his pants
was there too. Aaaaaand I just remembered the end of MSG4. What a horrible mess.
While I was lurking around the Tekken Tag Tournament 2
booth waiting for my turn, I noticed a familiar face to my left. It was Katsuhiro Harada
!! Having been a Tekken fan for over 13 years, this was a big moment for me! I was so nervous. After playing TTT2 for the last couple of days, I really regret not kissing that man on the lips. The game is a fucking masterpiece of fan feedback and fan service. Buy it!
The big man himself, Mr. Destructoid
. I actually got to try on the new helmet this year, which was pretty cool. It's slick! (Finger appearance #2)
At 3 am on Saturday night, just after recording a LIVE Secret Moon Base episode
, people were understandably tired and depressed. The fun was almost over. I had to do something.
I quickly assembled the three wisest men I know (Qalamari
and Occam's electric toothbrush
) and tasked them with figuring out how to raise people's spirits. Beyamor
was amazed by their speed and professionalism.
Within seconds, everyone sprung into action. Time was running out! This had to be perfect
And the result was absolutely fucking stunning
. Surrounded by my friends, this was without a doubt my happiest moment at PAX this year. Those are tears of joy.
Thanks again for everyone who made this trip awesome! knutaf
for having us. bbain
for bringing Cards Against Humanity; so fun! SuperMonk4Ever
for giving me $10 and scaring me with his laugh. ;) Mr Andy Dixon
for bringing his Rock Band equipment. And everyone else for hugging me even though I'm scary looking. My PAX experience would not have been half as fun without you guys. <3