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THUPER HARDCORE, GB2/FAIL
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 9:52 PM on 03.20.2008 82 comments




Just go away. You're a failure of a troll. You're underage, and think 'memes' are exclusive to 4chan (You must have been there for a week! HxC). You can't even insult us properly. You've also directly insulted four of the editors, and irritated the asses of everyone here. You also have no friends.

Niero, I want WiiSucks back. You can have Thuper Hardcore in return.


Signed,


UPDATE™: Oh look, he learned how to evade a ban. That's cute.

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RICKROLL: ENGLAND IS NOT AMUSED
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 4:35 PM on 03.19.2008 21 comments


A couple of days ago, "Never Gonna Give You Up" turned 20. I'm sure there were blogs about it.


CLICK RICK TO READ (Not a Rickroll, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)


Yeah, so a few British journalists aren't too pleased that an 80's pop icon is now a huge joke.

Especially a 4chan joke.

Since you probably don't know (And probably know nothing about the parts of 4chan that aren't /b/), The Guardian caught wind of their tomfoolery with The Telegraph. The Anime board, /a/ submitted to them a version of the Union Jack with the logo from Gurren Lagann on it (The event now known as Union Flagann) and voting on it in unison. The flag was supposed to be a concept of a new flag for the U.K. after it annexes Wales, but that was quickly forgotten. When they found out a bunch of Touhou-playing japanophiles were responsible for this, they obviously weren't pleased.

If you're afraid to click Rick, the article goes on to talk about the Rickroll, the origins (the Duckroll), the "merits" of 4chan, the neo-Anonymous' campaign against Scientology, the effects of the Rickroll, and Rick Astley's career.

NEVER GONNA GIVE
NEVER GONNA GIVE
GIVE YOU UP

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FAQ™: How To Skillfully Avoid Failure
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 8:41 PM on 03.18.2008 25 comments




[09:43:20 PM] AgentChieftain: braead
[09:43:29 PM] Reaprar: baeaead
[09:43:37 PM] vexed_alex: Fuck you, typos.
[09:43:48 PM] Pangloss: !breaed++
[09:43:49 PM] AlsoCocks: Karma for breaed is now 1.
[09:44:05 PM] Reaprar: I lol'd.
[09:44:10 PM] AgentChieftain: !braead
[09:44:15 PM] AgentChieftain: oops
[09:44:27 PM] AgentChieftain: !braead++
[09:44:29 PM] AlsoCocks: Karma for braead is now 1.
[09:44:47 PM] AgentChieftain: PANGLOSS YOU SPELLED IT WRONG

That's how it's done.

Also, cock guillotine.

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I WILL MARRY THE INTERNET™
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 2:26 AM on 03.10.2008 28 comments


Game over guys, go home. The Internet and I have tied the knot.



And our child's name is Charles. Charles Barkley.





SLAM.

BAM.

THANK YOU MA'AM.


UPDATE™: I HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE


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I love the internet™ ROUND 4
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 2:00 AM on 03.10.2008 8 comments




It's ads are targeted to my interests.

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I, too, love the internet.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 1:38 AM on 03.10.2008 22 comments




It solves age-old video game mysteries.

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