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Resident Evil 5 Debate, Now with LULZ�
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain \| 6:02 PM on 08.01.2007	30 comments

Allow me to demonstrate the power of the Race Card against Resident Evil 5.
(Disclaimer: This post contains original research on Yugioh to make this accurate. Chieftain does NOT play Yugioh. LULZ� is a corruption of LOL� and is copyright FOX NEWS.)

"I play the Field Card AFRICA and summon my CHRIS REDFIELD!"

"Oh Yugi, you imbecile. I activate my trap, RACE CARD, and destroy your monsters and take all of your Life Points!"

"How did you do that? The RACE CARD only works when there is a RACIST INTENT in play!"

"Silly Yugi, the RACE CARD also allows me to play MASSIVE MEDIA ATTENTION and summon my BLUE-EYES AL SHARPTON!"

"How am I supposed to counter this? BLUE-EYES AL SHARPTON is breathing down my neck, with MASSIVE MEDIA ATTENTION forcing me to make a hasty move! This RACE CARD is unstoppable!"

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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27

Tristero

If I were drinking anything while I read this it would have shot through my nose. Excellent.

Riser Glen

Resident Evil: Cracker Hunt in a mansion
Resident Evil 2: Cracker Hunt in the city
Resident Evil 3: Cracker Hunt in various locations
Resident Evil CV: Cracker Hunt on an island

xX SolidPliskin Xx

lol, beautiful nicely done my friend!

Riser Glen

"BLUE-EYES AL SHARPTON"

Ok, I'm SO photoshopping that card.

BenHaskett

Very funny. Is someone besides Black Looks going ape-shit over this? I thought it was just that one blog...

@Luzer

That's the spark, my friend. Once this gets on the news, expect an official response from Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson, acting as ambassadors of the Aftrican-American race.

@Riser

FUCKING AWESOME.

Maurice Tan

BLUE-EYES AL SHARPTON...

I summon my Christian God card: JESUS!

Reeper

Fucking Epic.

Riser Glen

It's a total rush job, but it'll do for now.

Maurice Tan

Discards all light-attribute cards from game!

For you, Riser.

garrfunkel

Genius sheer Genius.

superhobo

That's the funniest thing I've seen on the net in a long while!

blehman

What about summoning the kiss Jesse Jacksons ass trap card? Does that even work? Or is it just south park?

kawitchate

now THIS post about racism i can get behind - pictures to help me with the text, teh funny, and it's MUCH easier to get through 20-some comments instead of 200-some... oh, and the funny here is epic-er.

savagesaladin

Nice blog by the way. Hilarious. Also, Al Sharpton is a jew-hating, racist bitch.

Aaron Mxy Yost

This be some win right here.

Tubatic

This post delivers

Riser Glen

Shit, Agent Chieftain. I was so busy photoshopping shit that I forgot to give you the massive props you deserve for this post.

This post gets 3 out of 3 props.

I already assumed I had your approval when I saw the Blue-Eyes Al Sharpton.

Any chance you can do a Race Card, since they are played as a combo?

Riser Glen

I planned on it. I'm a bit tired now and feel like fucking around on dtoid before I go to bed. But expect some new cards you can "play" in future RE5 threads.

That would be quite epic, sir.

Ritalin Twitch

I can see an entire racism CCG in the future.

Amethystine

I obviously need to get me some JPEGs for my posts. And shorten them. And make them funny. I'm learning from you, Chieftain! Mark my words!

Great post, anyway.

Lowtax

AHAHHAAAHAHAHA Agent Chieftain, will you be the Godfather of my dogs firstborn puppies?

Depends what kind of dogs they are, I heard Beagles are delicious.

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