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Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 2:26 AM on 03.10.2008 28 comments


Game over guys, go home. The Internet and I have tied the knot.



And our child's name is Charles. Charles Barkley.





SLAM.

BAM.

THANK YOU MA'AM.


UPDATE™: I HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE



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Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 02:29
Pangloss
Shit. And just when I was digging for a plausible entry to make this thing escalate.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 02:29
liam2015
bwahahahaha
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 02:30
taumpytears
Where did Godzilla buy those shoes? How did Godzilla buy those shoes?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 02:30
vexed alex
WIN.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 02:32
Pangloss
I just don't know what to believe anymore. Chieftain, what have you done?
ConsFEARacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 02:33
ConsFEARacy
"In your FACE Godzilla"

Win.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 02:37
Knivy
Godzuki will avenge Godzilla!!
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 03:09
kawitchate
wow. in the crowd i think i see Fran Dresher, Jack Nickolson, Rush Limbaugh, Molly Ringwald, and Bill Cosby.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 03:16
Wedge
Well, that explains the Chaos Dunk...
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 03:38
Tino
Lets do this.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 04:12
ArrestedDeveloper
Godzilla: Shut up and Jam: Gaiden
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 04:22
Bob Muir
You are truly master of the internet.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 06:58
Brian Szabelski
Ah, the days of old, when this kind of stuff wasn't cheesy...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 07:05
Kryptinite
HOLY SHIT!!

I remember that commercial, wow. You win :).
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 07:05
Jonathan Holmes
This blog has my full and undivided support.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 07:44
MATTFOO
the road rules crew has jonathan's full and undivided support.
Gato's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 08:33
Gato
Flawless victory.
Luigi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 08:48
Luigi
Dude I can totally see the chick's nipples in that pic.

NSFW
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 08:54
Takeshi
Slamdunk!™
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 09:07
king3vbo
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL WIN BLOG OF DESTRUCTOID. IT IS FOR THE LULZ
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 11:22
MaxVest
Whoops. There it is.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 12:09
MechaMonkey
Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright....

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Hey you, watchagonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Party people in the house lets go
It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
Pass that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what's next
To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...Jus
work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt no body
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time
Hey DJ, TURN IT UP
New CD, goin' burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight

[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2:]
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright...

C'mon it's time to get hype say "Whoop there it is"
C'mon all the fellas say "Whoop there it is"
C'mon one time for the ladies say "Whoop there it is"
Now all the fellas say "Whoop there it is"
C'mon and run, baby run
C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run
Yeah, you want a hoop...so shoot, baby shoot
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am
Get on the floor and jam
If you see me on the microphone
Girl you got me in a zone
C'mon, C'mon and start the game
Break it down, tell me your name
We the team, I'm the coach
Let's dance all night from coast to coast
Just slide, from left to right
Just slide, yourself enlight
You see me, drop the base
3-1-1 all in your face
Jam on it, let's have some fun
Jam on it, One on One
You run the "O" and I run the "D"
So C'mon baby just jam for me

[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]

Hey ladie
"Yah"
Y'all ready stop?
"NO!"
Y'all wanna know why?
"Why?"
Cuz it's a Slam Jam

Fellas
"Yah"
Y'all ready to stop
"NO!"
Y'all wanna know why?
"Why?"
It's time to Slam Jam

[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]

C'mon, everybody say "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah"
C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say "Hey ey ey O"
C'mon, C'mon everybody "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah"
Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O"
Check it out, Check it out
Y'all ready for this?
"You know it"
Nah...y'all ain't ready!
Y'all ready for this?
"You know it!"
C'mon check it out, Y'all ready to jam?
"You know it!"
Nah...I, I don't think so
Y'all ready to jam?
"You know it!"
C'mon
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2008 20:43
Spartacus
READY TO FRI...JAM.
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