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MY GOD THERE ARE TOO MANY GAMES
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain | 11:27 PM on 11.04.2007 31 comments


Since game publishers are Fucking Geniuses™, they've Fucking Ingeniously™ allowed for a drought in the summer and RELEASE EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER in October and November. This fills me with genuine nerd rage.

"But Cheeftun, why are you enraged to get lots of video games?!" someone might ask. Well, at the moment, I'm playing Team Fortress 2, WarHawk, Every Extend Extra Extreme, Everyday Shooter, and LocoRoco Cocchoreccho. All at the same time.

"loooooool but chieftain i still dont get it ¯\(º_o)/¯ " one may ask. Well, I have no time to do anything. I have no free time to hop onto Destructoid or other sites I frequent, I have no money to buy other games (Or things I actually need, like college applications), and no motivation to do anything I need to do.

So, could you Fucking Ingenious Publishers™ do me a favor and stop releasing all of your games at once for the holiday season? It's not like Fucking Ingenious™ Christmas-shopping moms are going to pick up The Orange Box, Haze, or Manhunt 2 for their kids (Actually, they will, but thats not my problem), so why release them now? What are we supposed to do for the other 10 months of the year, dammit? Play the Wii's excellent lineup of quality games? Probably not, since I can play most of the Wii's games on the Internet for free, but that's besides the point. I'm just tired of being angry all year waiting for games and then being angry for the rest of the year because I can't play all of the games I want.









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Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
In before "CHIEFTAIN BABY WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!".
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
God damn it Chieftain... I was going to post that exact thing. Good to see you again!
Excremento's Destructoid Blog
Aww shit, its the return of the Chieftain™ Trademark™ Symbol™!!!!!
Hoygeit's Destructoid Blog
WOO! Glad you've return Chieftain!

I totally agree as too many games are following by the wayside as I'm trying to keep up with all these releases.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
Good to see you too.

Yeah, I was at the hospital with some weird infection at the beginning of the month. Then, when I got out, I got "hospital gifts" that I kind of haven't been able to put down.

Seriously, How do you stop playing Team Fortress2 OR Warhawk? It's simply not possible.
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
Holy shit. About time you got back motha fucka!
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Glad™ to™ have™ you™ back™ Chieftain!™
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
Nice™ To™ See™ You™ Too™, Coonskin™!
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
What're you playing TF2 on? Also nice to see that bbcode has returned to the cblogs.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Was it the MRSA?
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
OMFG Cheeftun.

I thought the Hitmoms got to you. I had a Chieftain™ Trademark™ Symbol™ withdrawal while you were gone!

Good to see you again. Many lulz should be had soon.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
I think we can all agree that the summer drought/holiday gamerrhea (you like that? I just came up with it) is a bad thing. Here's to wishing I had more time to play all the games coming out within the next month!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
@Wedge

I'm playing it on the 360. When I had the PC Beta, I lagged out a lot. Apparently, the game ran fine, but Bright House sucks.

@Mxy

No, thankfully. I got a toothache that turned into a sinus infection. Yeah, nasty. At least my face still looks good.

@Ub3rSlug

There was a dry spell in Lulz™? Did WiiSucks die or something?
Necros's Destructoid Blog
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
Shit, I'm waiting for Riser's and Lemon's reactions.

I almost bought a Space Jam cookie jar while I was gone. Seriously.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Glad to have you back on the clogs, Chieftain. I agree: Warhawk was unputdownable for me, too...

...until I bought Guitar Hero III and Ratchet & Clank Future on the same day. Still, though, you’re 100% right. I’m getting Rock Band for my birthday, but I’m considering paying out of my own pocket for (all these games would be on PS3, which is the only new-gen console I have):

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune
Haze
Assassin’s Creed
The Orange Box

My wallet is crying.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
There's been lots of stupid fucking drama, and an annoying surge of trolls lately. Apparently the Cblogs are the cancer that is killing Dtoid, and the community is full of fail. See what happens when you leave!
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
dude it was like newbocalypse while you were gone. I blame you.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Did you catch the aids?
Cutie Honey's Destructoid Blog
That's okay! I'll buy them ALL!
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Welcome back to the Jam!
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
HEEELLLOOOOOOOO!!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
Aww shit, beefman!
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
Wow, I know you!
This blog is about welcoming you back.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
BUY ALL GAMES
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
BUY EVERYTHING
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
i agree with this post. too many games right now, too much fun. can't type more, must keep playing
Mister Disco's Destructoid Blog
BUY PRODUCT, CONSUMER OF GOODS AND SERVICES. BUY PRODUCT. BUY PRODUCT.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Ah the chief is back! You don't know me but I missed you. Good to have you back. Cheers!
DangerousD's Destructoid Blog
Everyone thought it and you said it bravo, lets all give this guy a clap you deserve it man. Sorry if that came out sarcastic.


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