Since game publishers are
Fucking Geniuses™, they've
Fucking Ingeniously™ allowed for a drought in the summer and RELEASE EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER in October and November. This fills me with genuine nerd rage.
"But Cheeftun, why are you enraged to get lots of video games?!"
someone might ask. Well, at the moment, I'm playing Team Fortress 2, WarHawk, Every Extend Extra Extreme, Everyday Shooter, and LocoRoco Cocchoreccho. All at the same time.
"loooooool but chieftain i still dont get it ¯\(º_o)/¯ "
one may ask. Well, I have no time to do anything. I have no free time to hop onto Destructoid or other sites I frequent, I have no money to buy other games (Or things I actually need, like college applications), and no motivation to do anything I need to do.
So, could you
Fucking Ingenious Publishers™ do me a favor and stop releasing all of your games at once for the holiday season? It's not like
Fucking Ingenious™ Christmas-shopping moms are going to pick up The Orange Box, Haze, or Manhunt 2 for their kids (Actually, they will, but thats not my problem), so why release them now? What are we supposed to do for the other 10 months of the year, dammit? Play the Wii's
excellent lineup of quality games? Probably not, since I can play most of the Wii's games on the Internet for free, but that's besides the point. I'm just tired of being angry all year waiting for games and then being angry for the rest of the year because I can't play all of the games I want.
...Oh yeah, and Hi.
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I totally agree as too many games are following by the wayside as I'm trying to keep up with all these releases.
Yeah, I was at the hospital with some weird infection at the beginning of the month. Then, when I got out, I got "hospital gifts" that I kind of haven't been able to put down.
Seriously, How do you stop playing Team Fortress2 OR Warhawk? It's simply not possible.
I thought the Hitmoms got to you. I had a Chieftain™ Trademark™ Symbol™ withdrawal while you were gone!
Good to see you again. Many lulz should be had soon.
I'm playing it on the 360. When I had the PC Beta, I lagged out a lot. Apparently, the game ran fine, but Bright House sucks.
@Mxy
No, thankfully. I got a toothache that turned into a sinus infection. Yeah, nasty. At least my face still looks good.
@Ub3rSlug
There was a dry spell in Lulz™? Did WiiSucks die or something?
WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU
I almost bought a Space Jam cookie jar while I was gone. Seriously.
...until I bought Guitar Hero III and Ratchet & Clank Future on the same day. Still, though, you’re 100% right. I’m getting Rock Band for my birthday, but I’m considering paying out of my own pocket for (all these games would be on PS3, which is the only new-gen console I have):
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune
Haze
Assassin’s Creed
The Orange Box
My wallet is crying.
This blog is about welcoming you back.