The excitement in my pants is bubbling like dynamite in my grandma's toilet, as PAX is just three weeks away! There are a ton of people planning on going from the Dtoid Community, and I have a surprise to share with you for all of you guys and gals going to PAX on Friday. I'm going to be busy drinking on Friday, so we have a special yob for anyone that's interested doing something unusual.

Be Coonskin for an hour. Yup. Worst job ever.

All you need to do to become Coonskin is call dibs in the comments below and meet me at my hotel (and don't bring the police) to arrange costume logistics and wacky pose training. YOU MUST HAVE NO SHAME, DECENT LOOKS, A STRONG GAG REFLEX, AND AN IRON-LIKE LIVER. The captain's hat weighs about a tenth of a pound and has the propensity to attract the ladies. However, seniority will be granted to long-time members of Dtoid (and people who bestow sexual favors on me). It is preferred that you wear your birthday suit. You too, ladies. We don't discriminate, but we'll get you out of that dress and do you like Hefner.

What does Coon do? Mostly drink. You’ll be taking shots with your fellow Dtoiders for hours each as you ham it up, take photos with people and do things that will make you flaunt your sexuality.

Everyone that helps out by becoming Coonskin will get a beer on me and a dick rub. The PAX show hours haven't been released yet, but it doesn't matter because all this will be taking place at bars, and you'll be asked to sign a waiver that you totally love alcohol poisoning.

Until then, go call dibs!

Guess what today is? Wait, you already clicked on this blog, so you already know what the answer is. Well, it's Necros' birthday! He is turning 21, so he can legally drink with us at PAX this year! Necros is a great guy, and coincidentally the top dog at IRC (which you should visit by the way). The most impressive thing about Necros is...












He's the only person I know who can serve as the candles on his own birthday cake.

Ah, Suff0cat. Some of you might know him as the guy that goes to NARPs and doesn't talk. Some of you might know him as the guy who wears tripp pants. Most of you know him as the guy with the official Paramore fan club card in his wallet. Regardless, today is Suff's birthday! He will probably celebrate it by not drinking and jerking it to pictures of Hayley Williams, but you can make it a little bit better by wishing him a happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Suff0cat!

Happy Birthday Samit!

Hope you kids are thirsty. :)

I will be hosting Saturday Night Arcade Games again tonight, with the following lineup.

6-7: UNO
7-8: Bomberman LIVE!
8-9: Aegis Wing
9-10: Castle Crashers
10-whenever: Texas Hold Em

(All times Central)

If you want to host a game that's not on this list, just leave a comment saying what you will be hosting along with your Gamertag.

GT: Niksnooc

Today is 2 Dtoiders' birthdays, and they are two awesome people. The first one is HuskyHog, who is pretty much the most amazing person I know. Husky came to PAX 08 at the last minute, and that was one of the best parts of PAX, me showing up to the Dtoid panel and randomly seeing Husky across the room and running over to him as soon as the panel got through. Also mistakes. It is also Nintendoll's birthday, of Negative Gamer, but she was ours first, so yeah. Chelsea is an awesome girl and a big part of Dtoid NY. These two kids are amazing, and you should wish them both a very happy birthday.