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Top 10 Dtoid Memes in recent memory
Coonskin05 \| 6:06 PM on 08.20.2009	40 comments

10. Quail Futon

9. Tyra Tuesday

8. Hamzakkah

7. I hugged...

6. 10 things you might not know about...

5. Hi! My name is Kyle Coolkid.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures.

4. Hounestly

3. Are you guys making fun of my avatar?

2. Christian Bale

1. Psh, Semantics

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39 comments | showing # 1 to 39

itemforty

first.

blehman

Do not know if want...

Person of Lordly Caliber

Journalism!

Cataract

How many wolves must die to make it on this list?

Takeshi

Wiisucks!

Puppy Licks

Happy birthday Samit!

Jesus H Christ

Mexicans can't work their stolen iPods.

naia-the-gamer

You redefine adorable.

Zombutler

LMAO M I RITE

AgentMOO

@zpoope
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

power-glove

Farst comment!

Also, long live Spacecat.

Diverse

"dtoid memes"

lol

DigitalD562

Who the fuck is Coonskin!?

Evil Cheese

How about the original? Also, cocks. I haven't seen a front page also, cocks in a long time.

the GAMEGOBLIN

HURRY UP AND SLAM

eternalplayer2345

I was never shonuff!

Clockwork-Zombie

Who the fuck is Kokomo!?

Also, will we ever see the return of longcat on the cblogs?

Tristero

Coonskin05 sighting!

bluexy

sheeptoid

taumpytears

cock guillotine

13thDragon

Jawesome?

SilverDragon1979

I remember all of these. Hell I started #6.

T-rav

This list confirmed for mixed feelings.

TheDRMaster

Also, I got me some of them PSTriples.

the GAMEGOBLIN

Thanks for reminding me Taumpy

SCROTUM POACHING

mid3vol

where the fuck are my pancakes, bitch?

CelicaCrazed

Good yob, meng!

smurfee mcgee

What??? What about when Vexed Alex died?
Bset Mmae vere

MEE

is alex still dead?

Vlambo

Vlambo is tired

tazarthayoot

Yeah, also, cocks and How many wolves must die have to be no.1 and 2, respectfully. Come on Coon, you ain't no newfag!

Naim Master

Should not want...

Necros

I'm glad there are no accusations of my racism on this list.

Justice

Sea man ticks?

Chooly

When the cat's away...

Chooly

Oh, and DIBS!

Ub3rSlug

11/10 Firetrucks, nice try Coon.

Darkanubis87

what? no "fuck rob suma" i was hearing that shit before i even discovered the website. im pretty sure he was still there too. lol

ArrestedDeveloper

Atlas is Fontaine.

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