Typically, I like to take an analytical approach when I write. In fact, sometimes I intellectualize so much that people are left to wonder what the heck I'm talking about. Because of that, I decided that today, I'll take a slightly different approach. I am going to gush like the fanboy I am. Not about Halo 3, Rock Band or the Xbox 360. This time, I'm going to tell you all about my secret crush on Destructoid associate editor Tiff Chow.



I mean, let's just get it out of the way. .tiff is sexy. Even in that little black and white avatar, she looks smokin' hot. I've had a thing for brunettes in glasses (oh, and just as a b-t-dub, "brunette" is the female version of "brunette") since I was a first-grader in love with Lois Lane (Christopher Reeve opposite). Obviously, though, .tiff's good looks go beyond his wavy brown mane and chic frameless glasses.



Check out that mask! I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not into Halloween, but I can tell .tiff goes to the gym regularly enough to keep toned and fit. Or maybe she's just been using Wii fit like this girl. Seriously, though, .tiff can make be my Taiko King anytime.

Besides an interest in tasty treats (like cake), .tiff and I have other stuff in common, too. Like, okay, we both totally like wearing Winnie the Pooh hats



Beyond looks, masks and Pooh Bear, there is still plenty to find charming about .tiff. One thing I specifically enjoy is how controversial she is. I mean, what other associate editor incites people to write hateposts?

[img](No one would write a hatepost about .tiff)[/img]

Fanboy drama is funny. In fact, .tiff has been called a pillow fort builder and a Californian. sHe's so hard to read! Actually, I guess people just have trouble understanding when .tiff is being sarcastic.

Her art posts alone makes her a bad girl in my mind, and you know how us guys love bad girls. Also, tattoos don't hurt either.

So the next time you read news or an editorial written by my girlfriend--er, um, Tiff Chow--try not to get distracted by how sexy she is. OMG, do you think she'll read this?

Oh, and let me add...Chaka chaka pata pon.