No one has done any old fashioned matlocking on DToid for a while, and a while earlier I saw my opportunity to. Now, I'm no psychic, I haven't sold my soul to Jesus in order to be granted secrets like this, I'm just good at finding things out I guess you could say. Anyways, since Desu Desu Extravaganza is over, the front page has been changed a little, and this snuck it's way on to the header.



Destructoid loves us huh? Then I started thinking, who else loves us?









It makes sense, really it does. No one has ever seen Mr. Sadistic in real life, or even a picture of him. I don't blame you Niero. It's like in Dogma, where God just wants to inhabit a human body and spend some time on Earth. Sometimes you just want to pretend like you're one of us, and have us all treat you like a peer, instead of God. Understandable. But the cat's out of the bag now big guy. Sorry to blow your cover, but matlocking is above all else.