Ah, Suff0cat. Some of you might know him as the guy that goes to NARPs and doesn't talk. Some of you might know him as the guy who wears tripp pants. Most of you know him as the guy with the official Paramore fan club card in his wallet. Regardless, today is Suff's birthday! He will probably celebrate it by not drinking and jerking it to pictures of Hayley Williams, but you can make it a little bit better by wishing him a happy birthday!