Today is a very special day. The day of birth for our resident MSPaint master, lovable scamp, and all around funny guy, theGAMEGOBLIN. What you might not know, however, is that Goblin is celebrating only his 16th birthday. Goblin was actually the first community member that I met on Destructoid, many many months ago when I tried to get on Vent for the first time for SMN, when I was trying to figure out how to configure a mic, GG actually tried to help me out while everyone else laughed and called me a nub. Oh yeah, he also gave me a Dreamcast, that was pretty cool too. So to say thanks, me and a few friends want to say Happy Birthday Marcio.
also happy bday.
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Yeah, I know, different head, but what's the difference, honestly?
Unless of course you're working at a gay bar.
Also, this is gross.
wait a minute..
um...
Have a good birthday - although I wouldn't accept candy off any of those men if I were you...
They have very devious cakes.
...almost.
Happy bday
Most places, it's 16 (maybe 15) for a permit, 17 for a license.
Also, needs more of this:
(happy birthday)