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Hail To The Chimp Swings Into Stores Next Week
Coonskin05 | 5:23 PM on 06.17.2008 17 comments




I know, I know, horrible pun is horrible, sue me. Anyways, Gamecock's first console release, Hail to the Chimp, is shipping a week from today for the PS3 and 360. What is Hail to the Chimp? Well if you want a really detailed analysis, Mr. Chester can explain it to you, or if you want a cut and dry version, I'll let you know. It's Power Stone, except you play as animals, with a political campaign for the setting. Sounds weird right? Well it is. But it is also really fun. Like, really. I got a chance to get a hands on experience with it at EIEIO, and I was expecting a shallow family game, but there are a ton of game modes, unlockables, the political commentary/satire is great, and the arena-style fighting is fresh. I don't know what price point the game is being released to, but if it is anything below $59.99, I suggest you get it. The 4-player battles should make this a great Friday Night Fight game. I have provided the achievements below(in white text for those who don't want "spoilers"), with the latest hi-res screens below them.

Begin Achievements

Alderman
Clear the Ptolemy, Floyd, and Daisy Challenges
25

Also-Ran
20 Team-ups with the person in 4th place
20

Animal's Choice
Finish the single player game without losing a round
50

Ballot Ballet
Claim all Wells in a game of “Clam in Every Pot”
20

Banzai
Survive an event where all other characters die
20

Bear Necessity
Win Hedwig Recount Challenge
10

Button Masher
Claim all buttons in a game of Othello
20

Clam Digger
Go for 60 seconds holding 20 clams
50

Comeback Kid
10 games after not 1st within 10 seconds of game over
25

Concerned Citizen
Unlock all Attack ads
5

Couch Potato
Unlock all Commercials
5

Creditor
Watch the credits all the way through
20

Cursive
Win 10 games using 5 or more curses per game
20

Da Bomb
Punch 20 bombs
20

Dark Horse
Win 10 games after 4th place at halfway point
25

Diplomat
Go 60 seconds without throwing a punch and not dying
30

Educated Voter
Unlock all Campaign Ads
5

For the Animals
Finish the single player game
45

Globetrotter
Unlock all Maps
15

I Get Around
Team up with every character
20

Litter Bug
Claim all Yardsigns in a game of Yardsigns
20

New Coat of Paint
Win Santo Recount Challenge
10

Non Stop Party
Win Ptolemy Recount Challenge
10

Now Now Now
Win Bean Recount Challenge
10

Pacifist
Win a round without throwing a punch
50

Party Animal
Win once with every character
10

Passing Wind
Survive being pursued by the cloud for three minutes
25

Platytude
Win Daisy Recount Challenge
10

Player Hater
Kill any character's rival 25 times using that character
20

Policy Wonk
Unlock all Debates
5

Positive Campaigner
Win a 3 round campaign without throwing a punch
75

Prime Candidate
Win a multiplayer game in every gametype
20

Pro Simian
Win Crackers Recount Challenge
10

Representative
Clear the the challenges for Toshiro, Hedwig, Bean, Moxie
35

Saline Solution
Win Toshiro Recount Challenge
10

Senator
Clear the Murgatroyd and Santo challenges
40

Silent Majority
Win Murgatroyd Recount Challenge
10

Some Friend
Betray 25 teamups
20

Sound Mind
Win Floyd Recount Challenge
10

Team Player
Win 10 games while teamed up
20

The Chosen One
Finish all recount challenges without losing a round
25

Top Dog
Win a game of frontrunner without allowing anyone else to be frontrunner
20

Tourist
Get your first piece of Flair
10

Untouchable
Block 10 attacks in a Row
25

Whiff of Change
Win Moxie Recount Challenge
10

World Leader
Win a multiplayer game on every map
40

End Achievements







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Ogu's Destructoid Blog
A game company with cock in its name can't make bad games. That's what I think.
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
Fuck it, it's a party game. If I come here 10+ times a day, just how many friends do you think I have? STOP MOCKING ME!!!!!! I'm gonna go cry in the corner :.(
Conrad Zimmerman's Destructoid Blog
Did you say Power Stone? I wasn't interested before but I am so there now.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Pre;imenary reviews have said this game is like Fusion Frenzy except with everything that was fun with that game extracted. Basically bad reviews.

Power Stone and this game shouldn't be in the same sentence.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
If it's priced around $40, I'll definitely pick this one up.
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Yoj1mbo the problem with that statement is that Fusion Frenzy is a minigame collection and Hail to the Chimp is a fighting game.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbox360/hailtothechimp

Check the 3 reviews, GI said it sucked. EGM on the other hand said it had potential, but it's not quite there.

Looking at those scores and considering other games I've bought that scored in the 5 to 7 range, I'm not buying this. Partly because I can't afford new games right now, but also because it may not be worth it. Though, like you said, if it's a cheaper game, under 60 bucks, then perhaps it may be a good value.

Oh, and the official site tells me that it is a "fighting/racing game"

Sounds like a minigame collection tacked onto what is probably a good but not fleshed out enough fighting component. We'll see....

Oh, and yes, reviews do matter. They certainly sway me at this point in my life.
covah's Destructoid Blog
@OGU

you must not be familiar with Gamecock's line up.

"HEY LOOK AT US! We hate the mainstream big business of the game industry so we're going to talk a lot of shit and act like snobby assholes to the industry? Good games? What the fuck does that have anything to do with us trying to be cool?"

That is Gamecock's mentality summed up pretty nicely. They have no base to say anything or act like they're big shit.
Brahms's Destructoid Blog
I've been unimpressed with Gamecock's general attitude, and the reviews for the game thus far pretty much confirm much of my fears. If you're going to talk the talk, my friend, you're going to need to walk the walk.
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
i'm surprised. this game looks a lot better then i pegged it for.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
If GameCock can't nail this one, then I think they're basically on the verge of my officially saying "Fuck off" to them.
Some Jerk's Destructoid Blog
Gamecock isn't making this, Wideload (crators of Stubbs the Zombie) are. Gamecock is only a publisher.
big filth's Destructoid Blog
word on the skreet (and by the "skreet" I mean the internet) is that this game blows loads.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
@some jerk
Are you talking to me? If so, it's the "same difference," in my opinion. A publisher is just as responsible for putting out crap, as the developer is for creating it. Gamecock's been crowing pretty loudly for a while, but they've yet to back it up with substance.
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
Gamecock were those guys who interrupted Ken Levine on that awards show right?
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
That's weird, because the Simpsons episode that I watched last night had Homer going to see a "Hail to the Chimp" movie at the drive-in, when he should have been destroying Moe's car for the insurance money.

"Simpsons already did it"


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