Look, I laugh. A lot. When I'm in DToid IRC. Here's why.
10. Being able to change your name so no one knows who's who.
9. Jamming out to Space Jam.
8. Playing the !totalsex trivia.
7. Learning top secret info about DToid.
6. No voices in your head.
5. Drunk comments from DToiders joining IRC at 3 in the morning.
4. Doilies.
3. Freedom to say WHATEVER you want.
2. Ron making racist comments.
1. Niggerfaggot.
Now obviously by tis point you want in. And it's easy to join!
First download an IRC client, mIRC is what I use.
Get it installed and setup.
Join the GameSurge network.
Type /join #destructoid.
And you should be golden
(Props to Necros, Ogu, Xen, MickMcMack, and Sharpless for contributing to above list.)
This is just the beginning ...
Any non whites try and say a racist slur towards a white person? It feels so ineffective all the goddamn time. Then when they call you a cotton picker you feel so angry you want to punch the nearest woman in the ovaries. Unlucky for me, my girlie Jenn is the closest.
...And I'm not even Black. So, what the fuck's that all about?