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Confirmed: TopGearGorilla Hates Video Games
Coonskin05 | 12:46 AM on 09.25.2008 35 comments




Look, I don't like to talk shit about fellow DToiders, but some things cannot be forgiven. If you want to be in the middle of these conversations, join us in IRC. I'm not going to tell you what happened, just read for yourself

<topgeargorilla> am I the only person who doesn't care about mario side scrollers?
<Aerox> Yes
<Vexed_Alex> Yes you are.
<Aerox> For that awful statement I'm going to cum on a picture of you
=-= topgeargorilla was booted from #destructoid by YOU (seriously dont come back)
<topgeargorilla> go fuck yourself.
<topgeargorilla> I like his platformers, but the sidescrollers are overrated
<Coonskin05> youve made me a broken man topgear
<CTZ> tgg, are you even a gamer?
<topgeargorilla> look, I've enjoyed them, but I think there are some really great games that get lost under Mario games
<demi[hwk]> topgeargorilla hates everything that most people like. seriously
<demi[hwk]> The Dark Knight, Mario, etc.
<topgeargorilla> oh, fuck you all.
<topgeargorilla> he's like Halo: way overrated
<Knives> why topgear, why?
<CTZ> someone make a cblog out of this conversation

So there. Now jump in IRC and yell at him like he deserves.

[Author's note: I don't actually hate Topgear, though I am very upset with him right now. I just posted this blog cause CTZ told me to, and I don't want to upset him or else he might stop sending me those pictures of himself.]



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topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
*facepalm*
Electro Lemon's Destructoid Blog
He's the Aaron Linde of... well, everything. I heard he hates Ocarina of Time, too!
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
anybody who disagrees with me needs to just come in for a hug!
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
but... Super Mario Brothers? wat?
Necros's Destructoid Blog
We can never be best friends now.
Arugala9's Destructoid Blog
Wow...I'am speechless.
IronPikeman's Destructoid Blog
What the fuck...even my mom loves the old Mario games and she's never played and beaten a game other than pong.
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
if you notice the semantics of the statement, I never said I didn't like the game, I just don't care about them. New Super Mario Bros.? Meh.

But I love you all.
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
And Mario Tennis is the best mario game ever, IMHO
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
I'm gonna get my ass handed to me, huh?
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Tsk, tsk, sir.
IronPikeman's Destructoid Blog
Go play your Mario Tennis


I don't know why I posted this
JavTheGreat's Destructoid Blog
Dare I say "I agree"...

I never got passed the 2nd level of the original mario game...
ZekeThePlumber's Destructoid Blog
Did I hear someone say "lynch mob?"
Steel Squirrel's Destructoid Blog
Oh shit...
Knives's Destructoid Blog
I got there in the middle of everything, I couldn't believe my eyes!!
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
....sigh
007's Destructoid Blog
If CTZ told you to cut your nipples off, and the force feed them to a police officer on the job, would you do it? huh?!
jackal27's Destructoid Blog
BLASPHEMY!!
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
Top gear saying Mario is a terrible, terrible game? CONFIRMED.


<3
Zulu's Destructoid Blog
I cry for you Miyamoto. I cry for you.
Wexx's Destructoid Blog
What Hamza says is truth. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SHARK!
CrocBox's Destructoid Blog
You disappoint me topgear... You disappoint all of us...
Butmac's Destructoid Blog
Dammit TopGear
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
Seems like a silly thing to get all worked up about.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
God dammit TopGear
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Dammit, TopGear. Go sit in the timeout corner.
Zulu's Destructoid Blog
@Heretic

No
nintendoll's Destructoid Blog
I miss all the IRC fun. But I got my pie, so I'm happy <3
Tactix's Destructoid Blog
Topgear! And I thought I knew you! This shocks me to no end!

WHHHHHHHHYYYYYY??????

(<3)
AlucardX24's Destructoid Blog
Now all we need to do is ban thebez.
DanMazkin's Destructoid Blog
srsly?


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